Dressing my girlfriend in shiny black leather
Intercourse outside in all kinds of weather
Swinging a whip 'til the fucking tip sings
These are a Few of my Favorite Things...
Tall wooden bedposts with girls tied between 'em
Bic pens on soles then soft brushes to clean 'em
All of the pleasure that S&M brings
These are a Few of my Favorite Things!
When my job bites,
When my life sucks
When I'm feeling sad...
I strap all the girls in my town to their beds,
And then I don't feel so bad!
"Kidnapping" women to hold them for ransom
Making them say "Oh my God, you're so handsome!"
Finding out just how much molten wax clings
These are a Few of my Favorite Things...
Red latex catsuits and mummification
Booking a Carnival Bondage Vacation
Little blonde cheerleaders tied up with string
These are a Few of my Favorite Things!
When my job bites
When my life sucks
When I'm really mad
I ball-gag that chick I took home from the bar,
And then...I don't feeeeeeel...sooooo.......baaaaaaad!
Thank you, thank you. 😀
(Well, there's 25 minutes of my life I'll never get back... :blink )