What would be the stupidest way to die?

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

death by tickling

But what a lovely way to go. 😛oke2:

 

[DaDebble]

Heart attack after some heavy masturbation marathon and getting discovered with tissue paper while on the PC plays some tickling porn.

 

[CoffeeBacon]

shaving while driving and hitting a speed bump and slicing your head off and then driving off a cliff and drowning and getting eaten by gold fish

 

[TKLVR181]

Choking on your own spit.
Seriously, sometimes when I do it feels like I may actually asphyxiate. Then I get irritated. Lol

Yes. I've been there. And I'm asphysiophobic, so it's not nice 😛

Falling off a cliff seems pretty stupid to me. How the hell did you get that close to the side?!

~K

 

[CoffeeBacon]

...because after you accidently chopped your head off from shaving, your kept your foot on the pedal and drove straight and went off a cliff! I'm sure it happens all of the time 😛

 

[TKLVR181]

....yeah, sure, that makes total sense >.> :lol

 

[CoffeeBacon]

Okay, okay....this is the worst way to die I can think of, you are tickling someone and you suddenly have a heart attack and drop dead!

 

[TKLVR181]

I dunno, at least I'd go happy that way XD

 

[CoffeeBacon]

I just can't satisfy you with a good way to die can I? 🙂

How about you are tied up and promised to be tickled for hours, but the tickler never comes and you wait there until you die.

Sorry but I had to go there!! 😛

 

[Satur1n]

Any way that's boring. I want to bleed out from multiple gunshot wounds.

 

[11225]

Here are 2 ways that are a stupid way to die and I saw it from 1000 ways to die:

Getting yourself flatten by the steamroller while in the public bathroom after getting high.

Cheating in a card game by doing magic and while hiding in one of the car from the men...you get your leg trapped and then crushed flat by the compressor.

I often watch that part more than once.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Getting yourself flatten by the steamroller while in the public bathroom after getting high.

That is just awful. Like something out of one of the Final Destination movies. :cry

 

[11225]

I never saw Final Destination, since it's horror movie...but I know what you mean. And I hate to say this, but while being flatten, it started from his feet to the head like how you wanted to get the toothpaste out.