What would Jesus Drive?

[Strelnikov]

Quoting ASU:
"Whatever Jesus might drive,
I just don't care.
Gimme my F150,
and bad drivers beware! "

Actually, my friend, you're onto something. Jesus was a carpenter. He would drive a full size pickup - a F150 or the Chevy/GMC equivalent - with a tool box in the bed. Just like every other carpenter.

Strelnikov

 

[asutickler]

Hey! You're right, Strel.

It's like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:

"No... THIS is the cup of a carpenter!"

😀