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What's your favorite saying?

I'm really enjoying the quotes everyone is sharing. Thanks Everyone!
 
Two sayings...

"Your village called...their idiot is missing" and "I thought I wanted a career...turns out I only really wanted paychecks". 🙂
 
Slappy McGee said:


"stop that rhyming now, I mean it......... Anybody want a peanut?"



Slappy McGee

INCONCIEVABLE!!!

Here's one that I got from George Calin:

"Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go F___ yourself'!"
 
She couldn't find her own ass if all 10 fingers were flashlights.

There's Someone I work with of whom I like to say that:
"He couldn't find his arse with both hands, a map, a pack of hunting dogs, and a Ouija board.
 
Ticklish9s - the village idiot quote's gonna get me in trouble sometime soon, but thanks anyway, both 'cause I got a laugh AND 'cause I have a use for that quote.

Thanks also to guitman69 and Slappy McGee for the Princess Bride references. It's one of my favorite flicks.

"You keep usin' dat word. I do not think it means... what you think it means."

dvnc
 
Saw this window sticker at a truck stop Prevent inbreeding ban country music I got this t-shirt at a gun show in Daytona Florida in sept.95 Only in America can a draft dodger sleep in the white house while a homeless war vet sleeps in a cardboard box Nothing helps the scenery like han and eggs Mark Twain
 
I Know This Is A Old Thread, But I Wanted To Share My Favorite Saying Which Is " Kiss My Little Italian Ass " :wow:
 
I've always like this saying it comes from the movie Mr Destiny...

Every incident in a persons life effects everything else that follows it
 
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