listen to my telling me how constantly calling her at work to tell her that I love and miss her is a nice sentiment but could get her into trouble with her boss...oh the thrill of the possiblity of getting caught talking to your significant other! 😀
Write unnecessarily complicated programs for a computer through the use of windows .BAT files to get around annoying restrictions elsewhere like "no task manager" and "no command prompt" and "no shutting down the whole network aside from your computer and all necessary servers then proceeding to change the admin password and covering all tracks."