Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[maniactickler]

Well i tried to time it just perfect. i wanted to make my 3000th post at the same time as i had a release. unfortunately i missed by only mere seconds!

 

[maniactickler]

well, you can have me here as a sinner - or I'll stay away as a saint - your choice..
*opens windows again*


cheers
gabrielle

You may do as you please! whatever it takes to keep you here as a new member! perhaps you may even become the queen of flatulence?

 

[golas1964]

Had some Red Beans & Rice on Friday night...

...resulting in some rather monstrous and vile releases. Good thing I was alone. Just thought I'd share. 🙂

 

[OnnaOtaku]

My mother has some rancid ass farts. Ew.

 

[golas1964]

Makes me think of Grandma on the 'Duckman' cartoon.

 

[maniactickler]

...resulting in some rather monstrous and vile releases. Good thing I was alone. Just thought I'd share. 🙂

Sharing flatulence is the right thing to do.

 

[maniactickler]

My mother has some rancid ass farts. Ew.

And what about her daughter?

 

[kered]

I had lunch at the Chinese Buffet today and I can already feel a tremendous roiling in my stomach. I'll report anything above 90 decibals.

 

[maniactickler]

I had lunch at the Chinese Buffet today and I can already feel a tremendous roiling in my stomach. I'll report anything above 90 decibals.

Can you make it 85 decibals?

 

[kered]

Can you make it 85 decibals?

Sure! I am having small tremors right now. The real deal won't kick in until tomorrow morning. And the aroma is to die for.

 

[maniactickler]

Had numerous rapid fire releases today. even my helpers who were eating lunch at the time had to shake their heads in utter disgust!

 

[maniactickler]

Ive been getting some very odd aromas from my releases lately. not sure what its related to. ill keep everyone posted.

 

[maniactickler]

I seem to be having a dry spell for huge blasts lately. its just been the SBDs. although those are still great, i need to make some noise dammit! i want to be heard! 😱

 

[maniactickler]

Holy crap! had a "WORKS" pizza at papa ginos today. i literally almost instantaneously had the most nastiest scented releases you can imagine. i know what ill be having for lunch tomorrow!

 

[kered]

Just got home from a glorious farting session at the local Steak & Shake. The waitress was so impressed she didn't come back for her tips.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

The men on my father's side are not shy about letting one rip, whether they are loud or smelly. And because of this, I'm immune. A fart has to be really, REALLY rancid for me to react. 😛

 

[maniactickler]

The men on my father's side are not shy about letting one rip, whether they are loud or smelly. And because of this, I'm immune. A fart has to be really, REALLY rancid for me to react. 😛

Flatulence is great in all tones and scents! glad to have you on board!

 

[maniactickler]

Just got home from a glorious farting session at the local Steak & Shake. The waitress was so impressed she didn't come back for her tips.

One of my favorite times to release! in a restaurant! i like to time it just right so the waitress has to inhale the rancid scent as she takes my order!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Flatulence is great in all tones and scents! glad to have you on board!

as a female, i'm probably one of the very few that will let one rip occasionally. especially after eating baked beans. those beans produce the stinkiest stinks ever! there are times where my dad will walk through the house, lets one rip and says, "Damned thing went off."

couple of days ago was the homecoming game at my former school and i was working at the gas station. i had couple of guys come in, goofing off. one of them let out a silent, but deadly and everyone moved away. one guy told me he just farted. i sniffed and told them i've smelt worse.

 

[maniactickler]

as a female, i'm probably one of the very few that will let one rip occasionally. especially after eating baked beans. those beans produce the stinkiest stinks ever! there are times where my dad will walk through the house, lets one rip and says, "Damned thing went off."

couple of days ago was the homecoming game at my former school and i was working at the gas station. i had couple of guys come in, goofing off. one of them let out a silent, but deadly and everyone moved away. one guy told me he just farted. i sniffed and told them i've smelt worse.

I love your passion. your a welcome addition here!

 

[The Untickled 1]

alright alright alright, i got one for u, thank god my cousin never did this to me

Ok when my cousins and i were little, my older cousin Mitchell(no not from this site) would throw his younger brother Chris into his bedroom closet fart and then hold the door shut, and all u could hear from poor Chris was "Ow dear god somebody please please let me out of here, IM GONNA DIE" lol it was so frucking funny, lol that when Mitchell use to do that to Chris i would be on the floor with fits of laughter, and to think i wasnt even being tickled

Riva

 

[maniactickler]

alright alright alright, i got one for u, thank god my cousin never did this to me

Ok when my cousins and i were little, my older cousin Mitchell(no not from this site) would throw his younger brother Chris into his bedroom closet fart and then hold the door shut, and all u could hear from poor Chris was "Ow dear god somebody please please let me out of here, IM GONNA DIE" lol it was so frucking funny, lol that when Mitchell use to do that to Chris i would be on the floor with fits of laughter, and to think i wasnt even being tickled

Riva

Great story! and welcome to the best thread on the TMF!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I love your passion. your a welcome addition here!

😛 why, thank you, maniac!

after reading the story Riva shared, it reminded me of a time where my dad released a foul smelling fart while in the car. we were heading to my aunt's house for a family get-together. i guess my dad was a little gassy that day. oh crap! he let out a silent, but deadly. not a minute later, we were all rolling down our windows. thank god he didn't put the windowlock on. HOLY CRAP! in a small car with five people! that fart made me gag and i have a pretty strong stomach.

 

[maniactickler]

😛 why, thank you, maniac!

after reading the story Riva shared, it reminded me of a time where my dad released a foul smelling fart while in the car. we were heading to my aunt's house for a family get-together. i guess my dad was a little gassy that day. oh crap! he let out a silent, but deadly. not a minute later, we were all rolling down our windows. thank god he didn't put the windowlock on. HOLY CRAP! in a small car with five people! that fart made me gag and i have a pretty strong stomach.

I love ripping blasts in the car! but i ALWAYS lock the windows.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I love ripping blasts in the car! but i ALWAYS lock the windows.

i agree wholeheartedly! especially when you have a car full of people and your driving. you reach over, lock the windows, and release a silent but deadly. it may take a minute, but soon everyone is gagging and trying desperately to roll down windows.