Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[amk714]

For Maniac, who wants to keep this thread alive. 😀

 

[Butterfly wings]

This thread is side splitting funny.........


I mean who hasn't smelled thier own farts. I know i do.

*Hides in the corner*

 

[maniactickler]

My goal is to make this the longest running thread in the history of the TMF. its way too important not too!

 

[Butterfly wings]

I got $20 Bucks on maniactickler in a farting contest 😀 😛 😉

 

[isabeau]

puleaseeeee let this thread die an unnatural death please...... make those who start silly threads like this be locked in a small closet with their own smelly flatulence.

isabeau

 

[General Zod]

puleaseeeee let this thread die an unnatural death please...... make those who start silly threads like this be locked in a small closet with their own smelly flatulence.

isabeau

I give you a great poem from my childhood

Bean,beans are good for the heart

The more you eat.the more you fart

The more you fart,the better you feel

So eat your beans at every meal

 

[kered]

Good old fashion bean soup mixed with beer. This can stop a charging rhino. What do you think isabeau?

 

[isabeau]

no no General it goes

beans, beans, the musical fruit
the more you eat , the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel,
beans, beans, for every meal

lol

isabeau

 

[isabeau]

Good old fashion bean soup mixed with beer. This can stop a charging rhino. What do you think isabeau?

i think you are sickkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol just kidding. and why am i posting here again?? grr

isabeau

 

[kered]

i think you are sickkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol just kidding. and why am i posting here again?? grr

isabeau

C'mon. You know you love us.

 

[milagros317]

This thread really needs to disappear, it stinks.

 

[isabeau]

C'mon. You know you love us.

i will love you if you let this thread die a smelly death...

isabeau

 

[maniactickler]

I got $20 Bucks on maniactickler in a farting contest 😀 😛 😉

Good bet! thats like money in the bank!

 

[maniactickler]

puleaseeeee let this thread die an unnatural death please...... make those who start silly threads like this be locked in a small closet with their own smelly flatulence.

isabeau

Been there, done that!

 

[isabeau]

Been there, done that!

grr quit bumping your own thread silly maniac

isabeau

 

[kered]

Glazed donuts and Pepsi produce alot of methane.

 

[General Zod]

I love the white northern beans Or yankee beans as some people call them However they give me gas real bad Dutch ovens are no fun alone in the bunk area in my truck

 

[kered]

I love the white northern beans Or yankee beans as some people call them However they give me gas real bad Dutch ovens are no fun alone in the bunk area in my truck

If a woman stays with you after a good Dutch Oven hang on to her.

 

[Butterfly wings]

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[Irishgirl]

ViperGTS is the definite winner of this thread im surprisd im still alive from inhaling that horrible stench...i love you still baby

 

[General Zod]

Some people should be turned over to a war crimes trila for illeagl use of gas for their farts

 

[amk714]

ViperGTS is the definite winner of this thread im surprisd im still alive from inhaling that horrible stench...i love you still baby

That bad, huh? 😛

P.S. Love your sig. 😀

 

[blondie46]

Yesterday at the grocery store I picked a peck of brusselsprouts...

 

[amk714]

Yesterday at the grocery store I picked a peck of brusselsprouts...

And they made you fart? Sorry, Blondie, but I don't see what this has to do with flatulence. 😛

 

[kered]

Abig salad with brocolli and thousand island dressing with a big glass of milk also has the potential to blow a hole in your shorts.