Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[goddess_nemesis]

Believe it or not, im immune to beans. greasy fast foods work the best!

Okay, eat more greasy fast food and then you'll be back to your flatulent self! 😀

 

[maniactickler]

Okay, eat more greasy fast food and then you'll be back to your flatulent self! 😀

But im trying to watch my figure.

 

[Tamia78]

But im trying to watch my figure.

Decisions, decisions, lol................

My contribution: My friend's dogs lets some really nasty ones out every once in awhile.....

are you happy now, Maniac?

 

[kered]

I just let a tremendous wallshaker just now when I saw that our pretty little Tamia posted in this thread. I'm getting fonder of that wonderful Okie!

 

[maniactickler]

Decisions, decisions, lol................

My contribution: My friend's dogs lets some really nasty ones out every once in awhile.....

are you happy now, Maniac?

Are you sure it was the dog?

 

[maniactickler]

I just let a tremendous wallshaker just now when I saw that our pretty little Tamia posted in this thread. I'm getting fonder of that wonderful Okie!

Im jealous! sounded like a good one! and its always a treat to have tamia post in the flatulence thread.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

But im trying to watch my figure.

😱 but it's not the same if you can't release any!

 

[maniactickler]

Update! just had a wicked blast last night! but on the down side, it had no aroma.

 

[kered]

With all the food and sugary desserts I ate today, I expect big rumblings tonight and tomorrow!! With any luck Isabeau will be awakened tomorrow by the thunderous echos careening through the West Virginia mountains.

 

[maniactickler]

With all the food and sugary desserts I ate today, I expect big rumblings tonight and tomorrow!! With any luck Isabeau will be awakened tomorrow by the thunderous echos careening through the West Virginia mountains.

Now that would be awesome! she sleeps too much anyway.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I let one rip yesterday for my brother's visit for Turkey Day!

 

[kered]

I've had many a trouser sneeze today. I even had one typing this!

 

[maniactickler]

You two never fail to bring a tear of pride to my eye.

 

[maniactickler]

As for my update, i was painting over my friends house and proceeded to get in a blasting match with him. i scored more points with sheer volume, but he had the advantage with aroma. id have to call it a draw!

 

[He-Man]

my flatulence must have some kind of aphrodiasic in it, because everyone seems to fall in love with me! LOL! 😛

And when someone picks on you, we'll all stand up for you. For example, yesterday someone told me you stink...I got angry and I said to 'im, "Like shit she does!" 😀 (feel free to tie me down and tickle-torture me mercilessly for the lame joke. 😛 )


....But can you let out a good belch, too?

 

[He-Man]

I let one rip yesterday for my brother's visit for Turkey Day!

Just think if you could let out alot more than one quickly..you could have your own holiday show next month: "ticklingnemis's Christmas..the musical" 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

And when someone picks on you, we'll all stand up for you. For example, yesterday someone told me you stink...I got angry and I said to 'im, "Like shit she does!" 😀 (feel free to tie me down and tickle-torture me mercilessly for the lame joke. 😛 )


....But can you let out a good belch, too?

Oh, you're such a sweetheart! Corny, but a sweetheart nonetheless! And now I'll have to go down to Louisiana and tickle you with my long nails and fart at you too. So you can fall in love with me just like kered did. 😀

But unfortunately I'm not as talented at belching as I am with flatulence. I can let out pretty good belches if I drink a good amount of pop or eat rather quickly.

Just think if you could let out alot more than one quickly..you could have your own holiday show next month: "ticklingnemis's Christmas..the musical" 😀

Again, unfortunately, I am not that talented. If I could do that, then I'd be on Broadway and I'd get tickets for all my flatulence loving friends and tickle-fiends!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You two never fail to bring a tear of pride to my eye.

LOL! I'm glad I can make you proud!
You'll be even more prouder when you hear, I had the walking farts today. Ho-o-o-ly crap! Every step I took, I farted. For awhile there, I was sounding like a trumpet! LOL!

 

[He-Man]

Oh, you're such a sweetheart! Corny, but a sweetheart nonetheless! And now I'll have to go down to Louisiana and tickle you with my long nails and fart at you too. So you can fall in love with me just like kered did. 😀

Or instead of comin down to Louisiana, you can wait till I move to CA....unless gettin to Louisiana would take you less time than gettin to CA 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Or instead of comin down to Louisiana, you can wait till I move to CA....unless gettin to Louisiana would take you less time than gettin to CA 😀

i dunno which would take me less time. i could wait. i can be very patient.

 

[He-Man]

Every step I took, I farted. For awhile there, I was sounding like a trumpet! LOL!

Did anyone request you to play any songs? Hey, with enough practice, you could be in a marching band..and wouldn't have to carry any instruments(just drag a wagon with a cooler full of sodas behind you. ) Hmm, and people who can belch or play their armpits can join in. Now THAT would be a fun Mardi Gras parade.

 

[maniactickler]

Did anyone request you to play any songs? Hey, with enough practice, you could be in a marching band..and wouldn't have to carry any instruments(just drag a wagon with a cooler full of sodas behind you. ) Hmm, and people who can belch or play their armpits can join in. Now THAT would be a fun Mardi Gras parade.

Ive been known to flatulate some of the star spangled banner. 😎

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Did anyone request you to play any songs? Hey, with enough practice, you could be in a marching band..and wouldn't have to carry any instruments(just drag a wagon with a cooler full of sodas behind you. ) Hmm, and people who can belch or play their armpits can join in. Now THAT would be a fun Mardi Gras parade.

Nope. No requests. But people were wondering who the wise guy with the trumpet was.
🙄 If they only knew! LOL! 😀

 

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Nope. No requests. But people were wondering who the wise guy with the trumpet was.
🙄 If they only knew! LOL! 😀

I grow to love this woman more and more each day!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I grow to love this woman more and more each day!!

Aww, phooie, you're just saying that!