Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[goddess_nemesis]

Just bumping this up!

Bump!

That, and letting you all know I had some decent ones today. Some people drink coffee in the morning to wake up. I only need a few good blasts. 😀

 

[kered]

It is good to keep your priorities straight. And healthier!

 

[maniactickler]

I had to hold in some potentially powerful blasts due to a hot female customer on the job. this is not healthy.

 

[kered]

Some women, and I'm not mentioming any names, don't appreciate the control or concentration it takes to release well toned blasts.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Some women, and I'm not mentioming any names, don't appreciate the control or concentration it takes to release well toned blasts.

Thank god for women like me, huh?

 

[kered]

I popped some good ones at work. It was a very good day!

 

[isabeau]

I popped some good ones at work. It was a very good day!

ack i'm thinking of taking back what i said about you in the muskateer thread....totally disgusting...grrr

 

[goddess_nemesis]

ack i'm thinking of taking back what i said about you in the muskateer thread....totally disgusting...grrr

Izzy, always a pleasure to see you pop in. 😀

 

[maniactickler]

Yes, its always a treat to see our favorite flatulent lurker, isabeau!

 

[kered]

Another fine and loud day!!!

 

[kered]

Just cut one here at the computer desk! Yeah, loud!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Just regular toots all day. A toot here, a toot there, a toot everywhere.

 

[kered]

Just regular toots all day. A toot here, a toot there, a toot everywhere.

I released several while we were on the phone.😀

 

[maniactickler]

I released several while we were on the phone.😀

Please tell me you held the phone to your rectum when you released this beautiful symphony of sound?

 

[kered]

Yes! And she loved it!!😛

 

[isabeau]

Please tell me you held the phone to your rectum when you released this beautiful symphony of sound?

omg...you surely cannot be serious about that...this thread should be flushed into oblivion...

 

[maniactickler]

omg...you surely cannot be serious about that...this thread should be flushed into oblivion...

Give me a call to find out! 😉

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Yes! And she loved it!!😛

😱 You liar! You did not do that! 😛
If you did, then I didn't hear a thing. LOL! Your flatulence must have been too weak. 😛

 

[kered]

Maybe you were too busy yakking to hear it!

 

[maniactickler]

Do i sense a flatulence challenge brewing between you two? sounds like it could be a pay preview event.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Maybe you were too busy yakking to hear it!

No, if it was a good enough fart, then I would have heard it. 😛
Keep practicing, kered, eventually you'll produce something worth hearing. 😛

 

[maniactickler]

No, if it was a good enough fart, then I would have heard it. 😛
Keep practicing, kered, eventually you'll produce something worth hearing. 😛

Kered, i do believe shes calling you out! 😱

 

[kered]

She couldn't hold a candle to my farts..........the explosion would kill her!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

She couldn't hold a candle to my farts..........the explosion would kill her!

*snorts* That's just wishful thinking. 🙄
If I held a candle to your farts, I wouldn't even get a poof. 😛

 

[kered]

I had two bowls of Texas Roadhouse chili and several beers for lunch. I'm gonna be loud and proud tonight!