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Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

Dont really know anyone with that. But i went to the zoo once, and this rhino had the worst ive ever smelled.
 
I had chicken salad and have been perfuming the room with a very delightful odor.
 
Believe me if it was me u'd be dead. I believe I hold the record for farting so loud & hard that I woke myself out of a sound sleep & it scared me I didn't think it was gonna be that loud.
 
At least I caught someones attention believe me I never in my life farted so bad. Not only that I have also had to get up & leave a room, after letting one go, I've made my own eyes water. so Yeah mine are without a doubt the raunchiest things I have ever smelled as well as other people.
 
Dino Turtelli said:
At least I caught someones attention believe me I never in my life farted so bad. Not only that I have also had to get up & leave a room, after letting one go, I've made my own eyes water. so Yeah mine are without a doubt the raunchiest things I have ever smelled as well as other people.
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You my friend are making me very proud! :yourock:
 
Let me put it to you this way, my family at least the men, brag about their ability to create the nastiest farts known to man. We occassionally have conversations at the dinner table about farting & everyone is laughing so hard they are blue or red in the face. My girlfriend, the last time we had a fart convo, said she was laughing so hard she could hardly concentrate on driving home b/c she was laughing so much. FARTS ARE FUNNY PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT!
 
Dino Turtelli said:
Let me put it to you this way, my family at least the men, brag about their ability to create the nastiest farts known to man. We occassionally have conversations at the dinner table about farting & everyone is laughing so hard they are blue or red in the face. My girlfriend, the last time we had a fart convo, said she was laughing so hard she could hardly concentrate on driving home b/c she was laughing so much. FARTS ARE FUNNY PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT!
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Amen! farting is the universal language! :doublethrust:
 
The Farting scnes in the Eddie Murphy versions of the Nutty Proffesor are a constant subject betwen myself, my dad & my uncle. especially in 1 *fart* Who that call my name? Yeah I called your name is your name is *fart* Woo!
 
I wonder if anyone has been tickled os hard they farted. I remember one time when I was like 6 I was at my grandparents summer house with a bunch of family & I remember my great aunt & I were laughing about something & I farted, then I peed my pants, but I kept on laughing & my great started laughing harder. knowing my family it was probably a fart joke.
 
Dino Turtelli said:
I wonder if anyone has been tickled os hard they farted. I remember one time when I was like 6 I was at my grandparents summer house with a bunch of family & I remember my great aunt & I were laughing about something & I farted, then I peed my pants, but I kept on laughing & my great started laughing harder. knowing my family it was probably a fart joke.
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I tickled a girl one time that kept farting throughout the whole session. i was honored. :milestone:
 
At first i was embarrassed for her. she kept apologizing. i told her not to worry. i said i always wanted to tickle the shit out of a woman. literally! :milestone:
 
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