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Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

Nightmare last night! on a long drive home, i had massive stomach cramps. just barely made home to the bathroom before i exploded in a fury of solid and gaseous waste! it was a bittersweet event. :flatstare:
 
Did something i dont normally do. i blasted one in public accidentally! i was in the aisle at a supermarket and had to squeeze one out, but unfortunately, i pushed too hard and the result was a fairly loud and hardy blast. i didnt think there was anyone close by, but i turned around and got a nasty look from a lady probably about 50ish. i just gave an embarrassing smile and made a bee line for the check out. didnt want to run into her again. :wowzer:
 
I could kill a cat after eating my Mom's famous Chili.

One day in the office, I tilted to the side to silently release some pent up pressure when shortly afterwards, someone walked in... and it was a stinker. O_O She said, "Mmm! It smells good in here!" in reference to the cologne I was wearing. I was snickering to myself. 😀
 
I squeezed out one that would melt pig iron this morning. It almost hurt!
 
I let one today that sounded like a charging bull elephant!!! I was so tired but so proud.
 
maniactickler sir you are one polished turd out of the whole bunch

And I thought I was the only one on this tidy forum that has a appeareaction love for women's flatulence hinies :bow2:

I have finally found my home :wahooo:
 
Lol I've found this thread by accident and I'm so impressed that there are other people who appreciate a good fart :veryhappy Especially I loved some nice fart adventures written by princesses of flatulence :drool: You are so amazing! :man:

I hope the topic to reborn, I have also load of fart stories to share with you :dancingbanana:
 
Too bad that such a nice topic died :dropatear

But I still hope it'll reborn soon...

BTW yesterday at work we were preparing gifts for poor children from Kenya. Mostly there were shoes. So me and some of my colleagues were packing the shoes to shipment, then suddenly I felt I had to fart, so I let SBD :firedevil Well, actually that wasn't that bad even comparing to my average SBD's and almost scentless comparing to the raunchiest ones I can produce 😎 But minute later one of the colleagues who was standing in front of me asked "What's that smell?" while shifting his gaze on me. I said "Uhmm IDK... that must be these shoes..." :angel: LOL

He was lucky he has smelled one of my weakest ones 😎 I have poor sense of smell, so I didn't even smell that one. But if I think something smells bad, you can be sure that it REALLY STINKS! :mwahaha:
 
lilsnifferman said:
Lol I've found this thread by accident and I'm so impressed that there are other people who appreciate a good fart :veryhappy Especially I loved some nice fart adventures written by princesses of flatulence :drool: You are so amazing! :man:
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The member who started this thread, Maniac Tickler, also known as "the fart man," will likely be glad to see that you have revived it.😀
 
Uhmm I think it's too quiet here...I doubt that the reborn should look like this... :dropatear

BTW Yestarday evening I had some serious stinkers 😛 Someone else too? 😉
 
LMAO! Another evening last week I let 2 long & explosive farts. Not that much smell, but later I found a hole in my panties :shock: I wonder why 😀

May I be nominated for the new Master of flatulence? :angel:
 
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