Who else hates celery?

[catapy_girl]

Um, TK, you might want to make a thread dedicated to celery lovers

 

[kurchatovium]

What about the mealworm lovers if there are any? 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

I bet aliens put mealworms in Elvis' ass.

 

[kurchatovium]

I am betting those are the mean aliens. 😀 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

I also think that explains his hippy hippy shake.

 

[blondie46]

I bet aliens put mealworms in Elvis' ass.

AND his mama's.

 

[catapy_girl]

That is sooo wrong.

 

[blondie46]

When the COLONEL passed, they found a jar of half eaten meal worms on his bedside table. Just shows to go u.

 

[catapy_girl]

Colonel Sanders? Wow. No wonder he looked so frail.

 

[blondie46]

I meant Elvis' manager, the one who controlled his every move. Colonel Sanders too!...and we now know what was in his secret recipe....finger lickin good.

 

[kurchatovium]

I guess the Colonel liked mealworms but did he like celery? 😀

 

[catapy_girl]

Oh, snaps! I was wondering what was in that damn flour.

 

[blondie46]

I have heard through the grapevine that they put celery strings in hemp rope and dental floss.

 

[kurchatovium]

I hear they use it for sewing patients up who have undergone severe anal probiings. 😀 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

What's in V-8? Celery!
Thought it was just tomatoes, didn't you?

 

[blondie46]

BB King uses the strings on his beloved guitar, Lucille.

 

[TKpervert]

I have heard through the grapevine that they put celery strings in hemp rope and dental floss.

Hell, the grapevine itself is MADE out of celery strings, with a spritz of ranch dressing to hold it all together.

 

[catapy_girl]

I'll keep that in mind the next time I pick grapes.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm I wonder if there are any good celery wines out there? 😀 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

If they make strawberry wine, they should make celery wine.

 

[kurchatovium]

As long as they dont make mealworm wine. 😀

 

[catapy_girl]

That's gone too far.

 

[kurchatovium]

I agree. 😀 😀

 

[catapy_girl]

Only done for your benefit.

 

[kurchatovium]

Even mealworm Champagne would be very bad. 😀 😀 😛