Who else hates celery?

[Wildtime]

Exorcising the Dr. Seuss within...

Would you eat it fresh and hot off the pan
if it helped you defeat Superman?

Would you eat it off Jessica Simpson?
Naked, bound and covered in dim sum;

Would you eat it to stop my rhyming?
Which is getting old and has bad timing; 🙁

It's not too bad, Green celery and cod;
You shoud try it, General Zod

 

[Xodlirv]

I may not like celery,but I am for giving peas a chance

Lettuce refrain from the puns.

 

[amk714]

Lettuce refrain from the puns.

That's so punny.

 

[General Zod]

Would you eat it fresh and hot off the pan
if it helped you defeat Superman?

Would you eat it off Jessica Simpson?
Naked, bound and covered in dim sum;

Would you eat it to stop my rhyming?
Which is getting old and has bad timing; 🙁

It's not too bad, Green celery and cod;
You shoud try it, General Zod

Yes,I would ieat it fresh and off the pan
If it helped me defeat that fool Superman
No,I would not eat it off Jessica Simpson
Even naked,bound and covered in dim sum

No,I would not eta it to stop your rhyming
Even if it is in bad timing

General Zod will not eat green celery and cod

 

[General Zod]

Lettuce refrain from the puns.

I am hoping for whirld peas this holiday season

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[Wildtime]

A sure sign of the apocalypse...

EEEEW! I HATE celery! My parents used to love not only that, but celery soda from Dr Browns as well. Ick! Absolutely gross!

Mitch

😱 What the hell were these people thinking?

Dr Brown's Evil Cel Ray Concoction website ​

 

[kurchatovium]

See celery ice cream is not nearly as bad as celery soda. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Let's hope The California Celery Research Advisory Board doesn't catch wind of this thread.

They become aggressive and dangerous when riled 😀
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[amk714]

Mr. Celery

Mr. Celery is the vegetable love-child of one of the lab's strict veggies who turns out to love tuna. He lives in the lab and is always getting into scrapes. Here we try to keep a chronicle of his jolly antics.

 

[milagros317]

You can get sick just looking at the awful stuff:

 

[kurchatovium]

It looks much nicer when its made into ice cream though. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Making it into ice cream still leaves the awful celery taste, which ruins the taste of the ice cream. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

How about celery soda ice cream? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am sad to report that celery soda ice cream still has the bad taste of this awful stuff:

 

[kurchatovium]

Even if you add chunky bits of liver to it? 😛

 

[milagros317]

Well, if you add enough liver, maybe an enire calve's liver to each quart of ice cream, then you can indeed mask the dreadful flavor of celery. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Maybe even bits of raw fish or clams would help? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I would like it with liver or with sushi, but not both. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

How about with limburger cheese? 😀 😀 😛

 

[amk714]

Just thinking about celery makes me

 

[kurchatovium]

How about cream of celery soup with little bits of fried squid floating in it. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I don't like celery in any combination.

 

[kurchatovium]

Even if you made it in spray can form and called it "Celery Whiz". 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

No, not even then.

 

[kurchatovium]

How about if you made celery into a cake frosting, would it be good then? 😀 😀 😛