Who else hates celery?

[kurchatovium]

I think mealworms love unwashed celery. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Only a mealworm would

 

[kurchatovium]

Quite true General Zod. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Celery is bad, mealworm infested celery is worse.

*retch* *vomit*

 

[kurchatovium]

Even if the mealworms act out the opera Carmen on the celery? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

No matter what the mealworms do, they're disgusting.

*retch* *vomit*

 

[kurchatovium]

Even if they spell out "We Wuv You"? 😀 😀 😛

 

[amk714]

We will, we will, wuv you.

 

[milagros317]

No matter what the mealworms spell out, they're disgusting.

*retch* *vomit*

 

[kurchatovium]

I am guessing the same would apply to maggots as well? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, it applies to maggots as well.

*retch* *vomit*

 

[amk714]

Kurchie, please stop making Mils retch and vomit. Thank you for your cooperation. 😛

 

[blondie46]

And a boat made of maggots is simply to icky for words. 😀 😀 😛

or a DRESS made of maggots...for a man, a maggot KOCKPOUCH. lolol

 

[kurchatovium]

Why dont we talk about something more pleasant then like Fig Jam. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That would be a much better topic. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Even fig jam on toast? 😀 😀 😛

 

[lk70]

I like figs. Never had fig jam though. I'm not sure I'd want mashed figs.

What's figgy pudding, by the way?

 

[kurchatovium]

Let me just say fig jam is completely devoid of celery. 😀 😀 😛

 

[lk70]

But are there maggots or mealworms in it?

 

[kurchatovium]

Nope not a one. 😀 😀 😛

 

[amk714]

Fig jam is better than celery.

 

[blondie46]

Ok, I bet no one can come up with something grosser than this...

A lady
is on her period.
She sticks a piece of celery inside herself.
The period blood makes like a little brooklet
travelling down between the two ridges of the celery.

At the bottom of the stalk
one of you has to sit there with your mouth open

she *walks away with $10*

 

[amk714]

You win, Blondie.

 

[milagros317]

Ok, I bet no one can come up with something grosser than this...

A lady
is on her period.
She sticks a piece of celery inside herself.
The period blood makes like a little brooklet
travelling down between the two ridges of the celery.

At the bottom of the stalk
one of you has to sit there with your mouth open

she *walks away with $10*

You've done it, Blondie. *retch* *vomit*

 

[General Zod]

You know,I never thought that a thread I have started would last this long I wonder if it'll have 1000 posts or more