Who else hates celery?

[milagros317]

This is a nauseating thread.

 

[kurchatovium]

Yeah and we are not even talking about maggot ridden celery which would be even grosser. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

What a shame that you mentioned it.

 

[kurchatovium]

Well at least there was no mealworms on the maggot ridde celery. 😀 😀 😀 😛

 

[amk714]

Check it out, this guy's eating peanut butter and celery. 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Without any mealworms on it? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm still feeling queasy.

 

[kurchatovium]

How about a slice of Celery Aspargus Cheescake with sliced duck liver on top. 😀 😀 😛

 

[amk714]

Without any mealworms on it? 😀 😀 😛

Yes, I don't think that guy likes mealworms with his peanut butter and celery. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Is that a no on the candied squid as well? 😀 😀 😛

 

[amk714]

Affirmative. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

What about pickled pig's feet? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm going to vomit from this thread.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm that makes me wonder maybe predigested celery would taste better?? 😀 😀 😛

 

[blondie46]

here you go, here's your ration of URINE SOAKED BREAD. :twohugs
oh yes, you can scrape your wilted and dangling celery stick across the top of it, give it a little rub and jack splat, down the old hatcherooni.

ps. I just double dare u to top that one.

 

[kurchatovium]

What no celery with that. 😛

 

[General Zod]

I wonder what celery from Uranus tastes like

 

[blondie46]

oopsers, i edited....please read again.

 

[blondie46]

I wonder what celery from Uranus tastes like

Now we're cookin!

 

[kurchatovium]

ps. I just double dare u to top that one.

It will be hard but let me try. 😀 😛

How about a Fermented celery, with oysters left in an old gym locker for week, and with liver that has sat in the sun for five days and sandwhich that between two huge buffalo chips (freshly layed) and sprinkle with generously with fly larvae? 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

OK, now you've done it. *retches*

 

[ticklemad]

If all else fails and you're low on viagra you can always use it as splints

 

[amk714]

How about a Fermented celery, with oysters left in an old gym locker for week, and with liver that has sat in the sun for five days and sandwhich that between two huge buffalo chips (freshly layed) and sprinkle with generously with fly larvae? 😀 😛

Yummy! 😛 😀

 

[milagros317]

*continues to vomit*

 

[blondie46]

It will be hard but let me try. 😀 😛

How about a Fermented celery, with oysters left in an old gym locker for week, and with liver that has sat in the sun for five days and sandwhich that between two huge buffalo chips (freshly layed) and sprinkle with generously with fly larvae? 😀 😛

oooh gag!!! u win, kurchatovium!!!! Remembering the above delight will definitely help with my diet tomorrow.