Uh, dude, I've met and spoken with Mistress Hikari a couple times, and I've seen Her in action. You'll have a better chance of getting the next Guns N'Roses album delivered to your house by the Loch Ness Monster than you would in convincing Her to take the bottom position for you.
Dude, the Loch and me trade albums all the time. He's a pretty cool dude and I don't think he'd appreciate you talking about him like that.
...he sure is stingy with GnR tho.