Worst pick-up lines

[ChosenofMystra]

We've all heard them; post the worst pick up lines imaginable 😀

I seem to have lost my phone number; can I have yours?

Did you hurt yourself when you fell down from heaven?

A thousand angels could sing for a thousand years and only describe a third of your beauty.

 

[milagros317]

(to be used after a previous pick-up line has failed)

Does that mean there is no chance for a blow job in the parking lot?

 

[ChosenofMystra]

If I flip this coin what's the chance I'll get head? (I know this one is terrible)

 

[Angel_2]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[devilsadvocate]

ive actually had this used on me by an ex who treated me like crap. then a year later decided she wanted to get back with me.

"What are the chances of you me and a bowl of ice cream getting together later"

im still surprised (but proud) by own response of

"a great chance of a threesome, you ben and jerry"

 

[tkrexx]

As a bartender in my younger years on Ladies' night, this line was tried on me:

"You make me want to suck you right thru your zipper!"

The line failed.

 

[Tamia78]

As a bartender in my younger years on Ladies' night, this line was tried on me:

"You make me want to suck you right thru your zipper!"

The line failed.

Ooh! I'm gonna start using that one!!!
What doesn't work for one..........

 

[fttickler]

Running bars for a living ...

I heard and saw tons of them.. and used to love watching guys get shot down,,,,but the old classic....

Guy: How about you and I getting together?

Girl: No Way!!!!

Guy: Then I guess a blow job is outta the question?

This is usually answered by the woman Kneeing guy in nutz or bitch slapping him

 

[OnnaOtaku]

Oh geez. I could go on and on. Aside from the horrid cat calls yelling "Shake IT!" and "Mmm Mmm Mmm" from the other day. Pick up lines are the worst and a sure fire way to get me to NOT talk to you.

This one happened a few months ago at a strip club.
My boyfriend and I were sitting up at the front so that we could tip the dancers and what not. A guy comes and sits down next to me on my left. He sits there for 2 strippers, tips them, gets up leans over and says, "I enjoyed you much more". Something tells me he's not exactly a stud outside the strip club either.

It's gotten to the point that I will finish the pick up line for the person! It's funny when you do that. Ladies, you should do it.

The one I seem to hear a lot is, "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.". The only thing I can ever think of when hearing that is that I could not possibly be tired running through something so small.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

ine for the person! It's funny when you do that. Ladies, you should do it.

The one I seem to hear a lot is, "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.". The only thing I can ever think of when hearing that is that I could not possibly be tired running through something so small.

LOL nice one 😀

 

[kengibson2001]

My best friend use these all the time, to try and pick up chicks. He couldn't understand why he couldn't get a date.

I ask a girl to rate him for me, and she gave him a 9.

I was like dude your pickup lines is the one thing that is killing you everytime.
They don't work. Just say Hi or Hello.

He was like "no man that doesn't work you have to be creative."

He use things like this

"1.Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

2. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

3.Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!.

4.If you were a car door I would slam you all night long..

5.Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?"

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Tis The Season

I'm not Santa...But you can sit on my lap anyway

 

[LBFT]

"I saw my doctor today I only have 40years left to live so lets do it before it's to late."

LBFT

 

[Jagermeistered]

"I just took a Cialis, wanna go on a date?!"

 

[Candygirl]

This one was used on me. I am a female gamer on the xbox. And guys tend to go nuts over a female's voice in the lobby. I was having a conversation with a friend of mine, and don't even remember what I was saying, but I hear this:

"Hey, Candygirl, are you from the south by any chance?"

"Um, yeah, why?"

"Oh, I thought so. Cause you sound like one fine piece of Fuckberry Pie."

I wasn't sure how to respond to that....

A guy the other night out of nowhere says "Candy, that's a sexy name. What kinda feet you got?" And I started laughing because it was random and out of left field and caught me off guard. So my friend replied for me (and he's a vanilla guy so no idea what made him say it) but he's like "Her feet are like da bomb, yo. Perfect and pretty, all painted and lotioned up and shit. Give her a dollar and you can touch them." It was funny as hell

 

[Jagermeistered]

Fuckberry pie

 

[TD01089]

Is that a phone in your back pocket? cuz dat ass has been callin me alllllll day!

 

[milagros317]

Can I chop off your feet and take them home with me? 😱

 

[Candygirl]

You look just like my next girlfriend...

That was tried on me twice...by the same guy. It failed so badly the first time he figured he'd use it again the next time we met, and crashed even harder lol

 

[milagros317]

Don't you see that I'm God's gift to women?

 

[Candygirl]

To quote The Ladies Man: "Hey there, Sweet Thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"

 

[TD01089]

how would you like to tame a savage beast

 

[Candygirl]

Quoting Ladies Man again:

Hey there Sweet Thang, I bought you some flowers. They look and feel like plastic, but they smell real. Um, yeah.

 

[TD01089]

I know your feet are tired cuz you been running through my mind ALL DAY!

 

[Candygirl]

Again with Ladies Man (LOVE that movie)

Hey Sweet Thang, was your daddy a butcher? Cause it looks like somebody took two fine hams, and stuck them up the back end of yo dress. Um, yeah.