Worst pick-up lines

[TD01089]

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

 

[Candygirl]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[TD01089]

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

 

[macx]

"Hey baby! Do you like water?

Then you like 80 percent of my body 😉"

 

[macx]

"Hey, baby! Can I tickle your belly button from the inside?"

"Hey, baby! Are you from outer space?

Because your ass is out of this world!"

 

[paracarl44]

You made my day complete, when I saw you walking down the street.

 

[Candygirl]

Yesterday one of our regular customer's who flirts with me a lot comes in and says:

"Hey, this is a bakery slash sweet shop, right?"
"Of course, silly." I said.
"Well, you're sweet. So why aren't you on the menu?"
"Um, because no one could afford me." I replied.
"Well, you should give me your number."
"And why is that?" I asked him.
"Because I don't have it yet."

 

[Catwoman]

I'm on the bus in nyc and a man playing a guitar asks me:

"Hey pretty lady"
"Hello"
"What you looking at outside?"
"Something beautiful"
"Can I get your number so I can show you what I see?
"I'm sorry I only date blind men."

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

 

[paracarl44]

Haven't I seen you somewhere before? (Asked by a complete stranger).

 

[milagros317]

"Hi, beautiful. Can I have your cell phone number?"
"Of course not, you're a total stranger."
"Then I suppose a blow job in the parking lot is totally out of the picture?"