Would a theatrical performance about puns really just be a play on words?

[Feathery]

I wanted to be a urologist, but I wasn't good enough. Oh well, I guess urethra got it or you don't.

 

[Feathery]

I never understood why people liked to play soft ball. It's a very underhanded thing to do.

 

[stroker]

I used to be a sewage worker but I got fired cos I was just going through the motions.

 

[chrisheaven]

I thought I was Schizophrenic but now I'm on two minds about it.

 

[Snail Shell]

I hate Mac users. Every time I talk to one, they're never very PC.

 

[Feathery]

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

 

[drewskee]

I wanted to become a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. 😀

 

[Feathery]

My pet snake seems sluggish... I think he might be suffering from reptile dysfunction.

 

[stroker]

I used to think i was indecisive but now Im not so sure.

 

[Feathery]

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think

 

[stroker]

Id like to an organ donor but I havent got the stomach for it.

 

[Feathery]

I nursed a beer in a bar... my nipple got soggy.

 

[stroker]

The worst teacher I ever had was cross-eyed ,he just couldnt control his pupils.

 

[Feathery]

The other day I went shopping at the new store and I felt like "it"... they were having a tag sale.

 

[stroker]

Ill never forget my first camping holiday, it was in tents.

 

[LD_Tickler]

Most people think they can see a joke coming, but sometimes they can't.

 

[Feathery]

An octopus exchanged his old tentacles for new ones. It was 'squid pro quo'.

 

[Feathery]

My pet snake is acting a bit sluggish... I think he might be suffering from reptile disfunction.

 

[stroker]

When mathematicians get constipated do they work it out with a pencil ?