Would you rather have a partner who is ten years older than you or ten years younger? (Note: If you are under 28 yourself, make that second choice, "or 18?")
I don't really have a relative I dislike so I'd choose to be with whoever it was I felt was my least favourite at the time. We'd probably just end up having a good time, I'm a pretty easygoing guy.
Would you rather stick a peeled banana up your ass or snort two tea spoons of chili powder?