Would You Rather...

[arachnid95]

Lying down; can't really get to my feet standing up, and even if you can, that's certainly not where the focus will be! XD

Assuming neither choice actually affects the length of your life, would you rather eat nothing but fatty junk food for the rest of your life, or nothing but fruits and vegetables for the rest of your life?

 

[milagros317]

Under those conditions, fatty junk food. 😀

Would you rather finish first in contest with 100 people, or finish third in a contest with 10,000 people?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Finish first in a contest with 100 people, although the second option would also be good.

Would you rather make a living from your interest in tickling (whether by producing, modelling, writing, drawing, offering paid sessions, etc) or just keep tickling as a hobby whilst you have a "real job"?

 

[Trish]

Finish first in a contest with 100 people, although the second option would also be good.

Would you rather make a living from your interest in tickling (whether by producing, modelling, writing, drawing, offering paid sessions, etc) or just keep tickling as a hobby whilst you have a "real job"?

In my experiences, anything that feels like a "real job" becomes less fun than it did beforehand, so I'd rather keep tickling as a hobby. If I began to feel like I *HAD* to tickle for my livelihood, I wouldn't love it as much.

Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Turn invisible!

Would you rather never show up in pictures, or have no reflection in mirrors?

 

[arachnid95]

Never show up in pictures. I'm camera shy, but I need mirrors, so that one's a no brainer for me. XD

Would you rather drink a tall glass of warm human blood, or get dunked into a tank filled with that nasty dry mess you find under your couch cushions--you know, all the little tiny crumbs and random bits of paper and stray hairs and stuff? Yeah, that stuff.

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Yiiiiikes. I'd probably drink a glass of warm human blood. At least I'm getting some iron! XD

Would you rather eat a crocodile penis or a pig's foot?

 

[Trish]

Pig's foot. Pork is always good.

Would you rather sing or dance in front of a crowd of strangers?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Sing. I've always wanted to learn even though I'm crap at it, and dancing is just embarrassing.

Would you rather be tickled lightly on your most ticklish area, or aggressively on your least ticklish area?

 

[The_Kev]

Aggressively on least ticklish spot, I could last longer. Lol.


Be tied up and tickle tortured or forced to hold to still and be tickle toetured?

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[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Be tied up. I simply cannot hold still!

Would you rather be a reptile or a mammal?

 

[arachnid95]

Mammal. Reptiles are cool in sooooo many ways, but I have too much shit to do to have to worry about my body temperature... XD
Besides which, if humans were reptiles, we'd have no beeeeeewbies... ;w;

Would you rather be a biological man who has periods, or a biological woman without periods, but with the stereotypical stupidity of a man?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Mammal. Reptiles are cool in sooooo many ways, but I have too much shit to do to have to worry about my body temperature... XD
Besides which, if humans were reptiles, we'd have no beeeeeewbies... ;w;

Ahahahhahahhaa! XD

Would you rather be a biological man who has periods, or a biological woman without periods, but with the stereotypical stupidity of a man?

Hm, that's a tough one. Where would the period come out? I'd rather be a biological woman without periods, as long as the stupidity is only stereotypical. 😉

Would you rather be a bird or a fish?

 

[arachnid95]

I'd rather be a bird. Fish are stupid and gross. Birds can fly. XD

Would you rather have a spider with the size and intelligence of a medium-sized dog, or a dog with the size and intelligence of a medium-sized spider?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

I don't even like spiders, but having a giant intelligent one would be pretty cool. I'd probably lose the tiny dog as well, or accidentally kill it.

Would you rather be a voice actor or a live-action actor?

 

[arachnid95]

I don't even like spiders, but having a giant intelligent one would be pretty cool. I'd probably lose the tiny dog as well, or accidentally kill it.

Would you rather be a voice actor or a live-action actor?

A voice actor. I've always wanted to be able to do voices and impressions, and that would just be the cooooolest job, yo! XD

Would you rather have a vampire's thirst for blood, or a vampire's weakness to sunlight? Assume that you don't burst into flames, it just burns like a really bad sunburn.

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Vampire's thirst for blood. At least I'll be getting some iron! XD

Would you rather be fluent in a programming language or a modern foreign language?

 

[arachnid95]

Programming. As I understand it, there's some bank to be made if you know how to program... XD

Would you rather be an underappreciated sidekick to a superhero, or the right-hand man to a megalomanical super villain?

 

[Leshy]

Underappreciated super-hero side kick. I can independently appreciate the value of my contributions to justice; I don't need validation from Batman!

Would you rather eat one large delicious meal per day or three small bland meals per day?

 

[milagros317]

One large delicious meal! Not even close. 😛

Would you rather eat pizza every day or never eat pizza again?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Eat pizza every day!

Would you rather go to someone else's place for a tickle session or have them come to you?

 

[arachnid95]

Based on my current living situation? Go over to someone else's. I'm living with two parents, two young adults, a teenager and a baby, none of which are physically capable of leaving me the hell alone for five minutes. Like hell am I gonna be getting any tickle-action in this house... >w>;;

Would you rather have nothing but crappy, real-life tickle sessions with someone you don't have any chemistry with, or have nothing but online tickle roleplays with someone you really connect with?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Ooh... Probably the latter option.

Would you rather have a very good, but silent tickler or a mediocre tickler who gives excellent tickle talk?

 

[arachnid95]

Ooh... Probably the latter option.

Would you rather have a very good, but silent tickler or a mediocre tickler who gives excellent tickle talk?

The good, silent 'ler. Tickle talk isn't super important for me, certainly not more important than the tickling itself, so I'd do without. XD

Would you rather be tied down and tickled by your mother, or by Donald Trump? >:3

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Ughhh.... Donald Trump, I suppose.

Would you rather be in a relationship with another ticklephile who wasn't your ideal partner, or be in a vanilla relationship with the person of your dreams who didn't like tickling or being tickled?