write a haiku

[CellarDweller]

Stirrings in the woods,
Trembling ground, creaking branches,
The trees are coming....

The gnawing of teeth
Army rises, all furry
Beavers rejoice now!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Cold and hard as ice,
Bane of the Norse deities,
Frost Giants arise.

 

[CellarDweller]

Ok, I "slightly" cheated this one, and divided a word differently, so the sylables matched the right way...... :weird:

Cold and hard as ice,
Bane of the Norse deities,
Frost Giants arise.

We'll stop the giants
Wondertwin Powers, Acti-vate
Let's go super Sis!

 

[lollercaust]

Testing? Testing? Yes.
Hello? Is this thing working?
Tales from a sound check.

 

[naveltkltr1350]

To Krystle, AR..I LOVE YOU

A Kiss, A Hug, Love?
soft caress, hearts pound, eyes lock
what a perfect nite

 

[nessonite1]

Why do we bother?
In seventeen syllables
We try to fit in...

Damn! Out of space...

 

[Dowson]

Finally The Dows
Has Written His Own Haiku
Too Bad Its So Poo

 

[lollercaust]

I've got some bad news
Ah, er, um, well, uh, you see...
You've got Leprosy.

 

[nessonite1]

Forgot to mention
Jay helped me with the new pic
In my siggy. Thanks!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

A new sun rises,
Day's break is ever brighter,
The five dawns glowing.

 

[CellarDweller]

Cat's name is Midnight
quickly chase him from the room
I hate allergies

 

[nessonite1]

Daughter is sleeping
She's butt naked on MY bed
A puddle will come

 

[CellarDweller]

Daughter is sleeping
She's butt naked on MY bed
A puddle will come

Go out to the store
you will need detergent now
will have to wash sheets

 

[naveltkltr1350]

Hold on to me tight
fear nothing when im around
Krystle, I Love You.

 

[nessonite1]

Calm is restored now
Disaster was averted
Pull-Ups are my friend

 

[His Divine Shadow]

The sands of time flow,
Great works to dust and ashes,
Ozymandias.

 

[Timewarp]

Can not write Haiku.
It is very hard to do.
But I wrote one man.

 

[CellarDweller]

had to bump this up
It is now two thousand five
are there more haikus??

 

[nessonite1]

It's now out of style
Haikus are just SOOOO last year
Get with the times, man!

Im only joking
They'll never be obselete
Haikus are timeless

 

[CellarDweller]

It's now out of style
Haikus are just SOOOO last year
Get with the times, man!

Oh girl, you kill me
You just made me pee my pants
thank you for the laugh

 

[nessonite1]

Someone get a mop!
Cellardweller sprung a leak
I'm floating away.....

 

[BoundToTickle]

Doer or thinker,
Will I find I am neither?
Must go meditate

 

[BoundToTickle]

Just two more....


To find your true love
there is but one thing to do
close your eyes, listen



Bound and shackled
tortured to perfection
man I love tickling

 

[CellarDweller]

Someone get a mop!
Cellardweller sprung a leak
I'm floating away.....

You're floating away
on a tsunami of pee
Oh God, that is gross

 

[Ghost_Host_9991]

It's very quiet.
How long have I just lain here?
Then the lid closes.