WTF moment of the day thread

[deadlywiffeathr]

Hey ho SSf'ers!! 😀

Have you ever had one of those moments in the day where you just had to go "WTF!?!?! 😵". I know I have! . With no further adue here is the thread to post about it! Share with us your WTF moments, share them with pride!

I'll go first. Today my WTF moment happened on the train. I saw a woman proceed off the train carriage and wander down the platform....WITH HER EYES CLOSED!!!!!!

WTF!

 

[Angel77]

Omg, I love you so much for this thread!

I had a WTF moment today! I was at one of those self check out stations at the grocery store today and this lady in front of me was trying to swipe her card over and over again and it wouldn't work. She turned on the light for help and I overheard, "Ma'am, we don't accept the Rivers Casino gambling card as a form of payment." She then turns to me and goes, "oh boy, this is the third time that this has happened to me! I always get these damn credit/debit/whatever cards so damn confused with each other, they're all the same damn size!"

Lol, try reading the front of the card lady.

WTF???

 

[leafstk]

Rofl, WTF!?!

Tonight I got an email from my ex-girlfriend that really made me go... WTF?!?

LOL, it's all good!

 

[McNoodle]

Fine idea for a thread indeed!

This afternoon I am writing a three hour exam and am wracking my brain for an answer while holding my head in my hands when the teacher walks up and hands me back my last test. I'm like wtf?? Why couldn't that wait until I handed this exam in?

 

[leafstk]

That is definitely a WTF moment, Noodz! 😱 Hope it all went well!!

Okay, it wasn't today... but recently on my car, LOL. This REALLy was a WTF moment... I parked my car and went to open my door when the damned door handle snapped in two! 😱 I proceeded to roll down my window to open it from the outside and go...... WTF?!?!

Oh I have many car stories 😀

 

[McNoodle]

rofl! You and me both man! I am afraid to slag my current car because there is always a price to pay but some of my older ones... whoo boy!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

ROFL! at all of the above. Dude some of those almost killed me!

 

[leafstk]

ROFL! at all of the above. Dude some of those almost killed me!

😀 this is an awesome thread, mate!

Okay... one more car story

So... I was 17 and didn't really have a choice over the car I had to drive, cause of course it belonged to my parents! Well, one day... the horn frickin' died... don't ask me how, but the bugger wouldn't work worth a damn and it was gonna cost a fortune apparently to get it fixed properly. But the kicker was how I discovered this little problem

Apparently the horn would decide to work every time I made a left hand turn!!! 😱 I was stuck downtown "Bolton" at the time (small town) at the four corners. Advanced green goes and there I go through the intersection, horn a blarin'!!!

So my mom decided to go for the "cheaper option" LOL This was a button that ignited the most pathetic sounding horn sound you have EVER heard! Of course when I truly needed it, my instinct was to lay on the steering wheel and then fumble for the button.... WTF?!?! Those were the days!!!

 

[emilyemilyemily]

last night, i left a joint butt sitting on my back patio. my mom probably went into the backyard five or six times today and didn't. see it. at all.

wtf.

 

[KrazieDog]

I went to Popeyes for lunch for a taste of my homestate and order a Fried Crawfish Platter. Well the Hispanic guy working the drive through had a THICK accent and kept saying "you want a large craw-fee", and I was like "no I don't want coffee". That exchange went on 4 times in a row before I said "YES" and pulled around to realize he was saying "craw-feeee" and not "coffee". I was like, WTF, craw-fish is not that hard to say and I just could not for the life of me understand why the fried chicken place was trying to sell me coffee.

 

[Canadian_Eh]

😀 this is an awesome thread, mate!

Okay... one more car story

So... I was 17 and didn't really have a choice over the car I had to drive, cause of course it belonged to my parents! Well, one day... the horn frickin' died... don't ask me how, but the bugger wouldn't work worth a damn and it was gonna cost a fortune apparently to get it fixed properly. But the kicker was how I discovered this little problem

Apparently the horn would decide to work every time I made a left hand turn!!! 😱 I was stuck downtown "Bolton" at the time (small town) at the four corners. Advanced green goes and there I go through the intersection, horn a blarin'!!!

So my mom decided to go for the "cheaper option" LOL This was a button that ignited the most pathetic sounding horn sound you have EVER heard! Of course when I truly needed it, my instinct was to lay on the steering wheel and then fumble for the button.... WTF?!?! Those were the day!!!

LMAO.. Omg, I nearly fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard at this! - Seriously Aaron, I can totally picture that too!!

 

[McNoodle]

roflmao! The mental picture of you making that left hand turn with the horn blazing utterly destroys me!

 

[leafstk]

It's so true though!!! Something so ridiculous could only happen to me!! Cheers! i should write a book some day about this shit, LOL 😀

 

[McNoodle]

Now I have the same mental picture with you screaming "Make way bitches! Coming through!"

 

[leafstk]

Now I have the same mental picture with you screaming "Make way bitches! Coming through!"

It was more like me desperately trying to apologize with one hand... however some of them (if not all) probably thought I was a raging lunatic!

Good times 😀

 

[texastickler]

This happened a few weeks ago when my mother was in the hospital. We came home to find her gone. Seeing some of the furniture moved I figured an ambulance picked her up. So I called the hospital she usually goes to and they connected me to the E.R. Here is the transcript of the WTF moment of my year!

Nurse: May I help you?

Me: Yes, I am looking for my mother.(Gave her name)

N: Who?

M: (Gave her name again.

N: Yes she is here

M: What is her condition?

N: (Long Silence) Yes she is here.

M: OK. What is her condition?

N: She is sick.

M: Is she OK? What is wrong with her.

N: (Long silence) She is sick. Who am I speaking too?

M: This is her son!

N: She is sick.

M: Is She Critical? Should I get down there immediately?

N: (Long Silence)

M: Hello?

N: Yes?

M: IS she critcal? Shoud we get there now.

N: Are you coming here?

M: (Finally beaten I simply said, Yes)

N: She is not critical!

M: Thanks!

N: Should I tell her you are coming?

M: (This is when I hung the phone up)

This is why nurses should not drink. WTF!

 

[leafstk]

^ Wow... I hear you on that one man! Yikes!

Okay WTF moment of the day... 😡

A deer was spotted downtown Toronto and it created a bit of a buzz... not something you see every day in the City I guess. It was covered on the news all morning and apparently instead of tranquilizing the poor creature and moving its back to it habitat.... they TAZED it!!! 😱

What's worse is that they took it to the zoo 🙁 What the hell is wrong with those Cityiots?

 

[texastickler]

^ Wow... I hear you on that one man! Yikes!

Okay WTF moment of the day... 😡

A deer was spotted downtown Toronto and it created a bit of a buzz... not something you see every day in the City I guess. It was covered on the news all morning and apparently instead of tranquilizing the poor creature and moving its back to it habitat.... they TAZED it!!! 😱

What's worse is that they took it to the zoo 🙁 What the hell is wrong with those Cityiots?

WTF is an understatement! To the Zoo!

 

[leafstk]

No kidding eh?! You'd never know we live in Canada or anything, LOL

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

WTF of the day:

My 60 year old client at my job (I work in a group home for adults with mental illness) came downstairs in only her underwear, bra and robe. She was holding her robe OPEN as she walked into the office to ask me to zip it for her

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Today, my cat and I fell into a full blown staring competition

WTF!!!!



No joke, I just couldn't look away! It lasted about 10 mins all up and the cat won. He wore me down! It will definatley go down in history as the most awkward moment I've ever had with a cat.

 

[leafstk]

That's epic! Cat's always win, LOL 😛 😀

Today while driving down the freeway, I saw a guy shaving in the car with an electric razor WTF?!?!!! And they want to ban cell phones!!

 

[Angel77]

😀 this is an awesome thread, mate!

Okay... one more car story

So... I was 17 and didn't really have a choice over the car I had to drive, cause of course it belonged to my parents! Well, one day... the horn frickin' died... don't ask me how, but the bugger wouldn't work worth a damn and it was gonna cost a fortune apparently to get it fixed properly. But the kicker was how I discovered this little problem

Apparently the horn would decide to work every time I made a left hand turn!!! 😱 I was stuck downtown "Bolton" at the time (small town) at the four corners. Advanced green goes and there I go through the intersection, horn a blarin'!!!

So my mom decided to go for the "cheaper option" LOL This was a button that ignited the most pathetic sounding horn sound you have EVER heard! Of course when I truly needed it, my instinct was to lay on the steering wheel and then fumble for the button.... WTF?!?! Those were the days!!!

Omg, that's hysterical!!!

 

[Angel77]

Not that long ago during a very exhausted night, I was hankering for a Dunkin coffee so I drive to one and head into the drive-thru lane. I pull up and wait for oh, about a good minute or two before saying, "hello? hello?" Got nothing. I knew they were open but figured that the drive-thru was somehow broken so I figured I'd just head in. Then it hit me as I pulled up a bit and saw the order board and speaker. I looked back and realized that I was talking to the big garbage can.

Um, WTF????

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Not that long ago during a very exhausted night, I was hankering for a Dunkin coffee so I drive to one and head into the drive-thru lane. I pull up and wait for oh, about a good minute or two before saying, "hello? hello?" Got nothing. I knew they were open but figured that the drive-thru was somehow broken so I figured I'd just head in. Then it hit me as I pulled up a bit and saw the order board and speaker. I looked back and realized that I was talking to the big garbage can.

Um, WTF????

Made. My. DAY!!!!!! bahahahahahaa!

God damn, I have tears rolling down my cheeks! 😛. Nice one Angel!

hahah!