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WTF moment of the day thread

Bwahaha!!! I love this thread! :rowfull: I can totally picture that, Angel!! :bwahaha:

No real WTF moments today.... I'll get back to you tomorrow though! 😀
 
Got a great one. Sometimes for a joke, me and my friends will get in suits and just drive my car around the local target parking lot, and ask people for grey poupon. If you don't get that, look up grey poupon commercial. So, we asked this one guy if he had any. He looks at us, and just throws this big container of mustard at us, and walks away. WTF?
 
rockshock28 said:
Got a great one. Sometimes for a joke, me and my friends will get in suits and just drive my car around the local target parking lot, and ask people for grey poupon. If you don't get that, look up grey poupon commercial. So, we asked this one guy if he had any. He looks at us, and just throws this big container of mustard at us, and walks away. WTF?
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LOL! 😀 I love pulling shit like that, good stuff! :thumbsup:

That reminds of a time we were drivin' around a busy parking lot like that with the windows down... don't ask me why, but we thought it would be funny to just keep blaring the opening theme to Star Wars! :rowfull: The WTF look on people's faces was just priceless! :bwahaha:
 
deadlywiffeathr said:
Made. My. DAY!!!!!! bahahahahahaa!

God damn, I have tears rolling down my cheeks! 😛. Nice one Angel! :clap:

:blondemoment: hahah!
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Thank you, thank you....:bow: :bow:

Hehe, I still crack up thinking about it too! I can be such a dumbass sometimes! :rowfull:
 
My moment of the day came when I pulled this bitch ass cherry out of my friut bowl last night!! 😛

I literally said WTF out loud when I layed eyes upon it! :jester:

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^ I would have too! It looks like a cross between a penis and a nipple.

Penip
 
Perfect fucking moment.
I was walking down the street, and these two kids saw me. They yelled some fake chinese at me, then started hitting me with nerf swords. Then, one of them just goes, "You got owned, bitch!" Then they run away. W. T. F!
 
just a few minutes ago my best frnd devin txts me and all he said was " dumb asss blonds ***** bitch skank" and then he was liek " just kidding btw can i borrow 25$ " and i just sais WTF outloud to myself.
 
WishToBeTickled said:
just a few minutes ago my best frnd devin txts me and all he said was " dumb asss blonds ***** bitch skank" and then he was liek " just kidding btw can i borrow 25$ " and i just sais WTF outloud to myself.
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Lol yep, that's definitely a wtf moment!
 
leafstk said:
^:shock: Wow... I hear you on that one man! Yikes!

Okay WTF moment of the day... 😡

A deer was spotted downtown Toronto and it created a bit of a buzz... not something you see every day in the City I guess. It was covered on the news all morning and apparently instead of tranquilizing the poor creature and moving its back to it habitat.... they TAZED it!!! 😱 :sowrong:

What's worse is that they took it to the zoo 🙁 What the hell is wrong with those Cityiots? :ranty:
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What the hell?!

I haven't had a WTF moment lately but Leaf reminded me of an episode way back when.Ya'll should get a kick out of this.😀

This was back when I was 17 I believe,before the TMF era had begun.I had it in my mind that I was going to go into an adult store and try to aquire a tickling video.So check it,I get there and I'm bitchin' out.:blush: I think about it for several minutes and decide not to go in.Then I notice a half of a dutch in the ash tray that my buddy had left behind.I was always smokin' back then.

So I light that thing and start smokin' away :sheesha:thinkin' if I get high enough I'll grow the balls accomplish the mission.I sat there and smoked that thing until I was completely retarded and decided to go in.This was my first time going into one of these places and by that point I barely knew my name and I had a fake ID.

So I get in there and I'm thinkin' WTF is going on?The guy behind the counter asks me if I need help and I reply ''I'm good'' 🙂.I casually look around until I find what I was looking for.I proceed to bring it to the check out and for whatever reason the guy was intent on striking up a conversation.:scared:I'm underage,buying this tickling video,stoned and all I wanted to do was get the hell out of there. :imouttahe

I eventually make it out the door and I must have been practically running to my car.At this point my heart is pumping.I get in the car and start go.The parking configuration was very strange and the spaces were at the top of this kinda steep slope(hard to describe).Well I start going down this thing fast as hell and wasn't paying attention and went off the curb part.After two impacts my seat goes through the floor board.😱 Now I'm really thinking WTF? I proceed to drive home,high as hell,seat all crooked because it's hangin' by a thread and video in possession.

I apologize for the length but that is a WTF moment I will NEVER forget.😛
 
deadlywiffeathr said:
My moment of the day came when I pulled this bitch ass cherry out of my friut bowl last night!! 😛

I literally said WTF out loud when I layed eyes upon it! :jester:

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I have totaly seen this before. I cut open a green pepper the other day that had a small green pepper in it.

Here is my WTF moment. My brother and I were out yesterday and we stopped to eat. Ordered a large order of cheese sticks for us to share as well as a small salad for each of us. There were 12 of these fried cheese sticks which happen to be one of my favorite things. My brother had six, I had six. All of mine were hollow. My brothers were full of cheesy goodness. We were both laughing hystericaly but WTF! I love cheese sticks! Mine were just sticks.🙁
 
A question for you Leaf.......

leafstk said:
😀 this is an awesome thread, mate! :woot:

Okay... one more car story :bwahaha:

So... I was 17 and didn't really have a choice over the car I had to drive, cause of course it belonged to my parents! Well, one day... the horn frickin' died... don't ask me how, but the bugger wouldn't work worth a damn and it was gonna cost a fortune apparently to get it fixed properly. But the kicker was how I discovered this little problem :jester:

Apparently the horn would decide to work every time I made a left hand turn!!! 😱 I was stuck downtown "Bolton" at the time (small town) at the four corners. Advanced green goes and there I go through the intersection, horn a blarin'!!! :roflmao:

So my mom decided to go for the "cheaper option" LOL This was a button that ignited the most pathetic sounding horn sound you have EVER heard! Of course when I truly needed it, my instinct was to lay on the steering wheel and then fumble for the button.... WTF?!?! Those were the days!!! :jester:
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^How many of these: :doublefinger::doublefinger: did you receive while driving around town????:rowfull:
 
deadlywiffeathr said:
My moment of the day came when I pulled this bitch ass cherry out of my friut bowl last night!! 😛

I literally said WTF out loud when I layed eyes upon it! :jester:

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It looks like two gummi bears were doing the hibbidey-dibbiedy, and they melted into each other! :shock: :jumpupanddown:
 
This happened this summer as I was stopped at a Stop Sign and I noticed a trucker making a left hand turn while talking on a cell phone with the other hand. Now it used to take two hands to turn the steering wheel and when I saw this I said WTF and gave him all of the room that he needed.
 
paracarl44 said:
^How many of these: :doublefinger::doublefinger: did you receive while driving around town????:rowfull:
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Too many to count! :jester: Damn cars eh? 😀 Here's another one, lol:

So years ago for March break, every year we'd go up to the cottage with my aunt and her kids for the week. So it would be my brother sister and I, my 3 cousins, our moms and two dogs.... imagine all of us in a station wagon for the ride! :panic: OMG... it was just insane!

So the WTF moment came when I had my fingers out the window... power window... which was only down maybe an inch or so. My aunt decides it would be a good idea to put the window back up... with my fingers still in them!! :ranty: So I'm hollering in pain and what does she do? Instead of pushing down to free my fingers, she presses up... crushing them even more! :rowfull: Finally she pushes the button the right way... I'm traumatized and they're all laughing their asses off, LOL 😀 WTF?!!! (It's alright, I was laughing too once the pain wore off, LOL)
 
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