TicklishLurker
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Maybe tomorrow hubby will finally tie you up and tickle you half to death. 😛oke3: And if we're lucky he'll video tape it for us.
TicklishLurker said:Maybe tomorrow hubby will finally tie you up and tickle you half to death. 😛oke3: And if we're lucky he'll video tape it for us.
isabeau said:hmmmm well miracles can happen i suppose...hehe..but even if he did that, there is no way in hell he would ever tape it or show the forum...grrrrrrr hehe
TicklishLurker said:Well, I suggest investing in a few nanny cams then and taping it yourself.
isabeau said:well what are nanny cams?
Dussicar said:I have a suggestion to alleviate your fear of what might come tomorrow
follow these steps in order:
1. Shave your head in a crazy pattern.
2. Dye what is left with at least THREE different colours.
3. Apply your make up backwards. Mascara on your lips, lipstick on you eyelids, rouge on your forehead.
4. Drink as much of a bottle of Jack Daniels as you possibly can.
5. Go grocery shopping...Do NOT forget to pick up lighter fluid while you are out.
6. Drive home in reverse.
7. Douse arm in lighter fluid.
8. Ignite arm with match.
9. Drop and roll on the most expensive piece of furniture you have.
10. Brush your cat and swallow as much of its loose hair as you can in one shot.
There. Now that you have accomplished all of these tasks, what comes tomorrow will be a drop in the ocean by comparison.
This is what helps me, anyway. I do it at least once a month.
isabeau said:ahh so that's how you survive day to day problems lol...i'll try it..wonder what hubby will think when he sees me drop and roll? o and swallow her hair? hmmmm
thanks for those helpful suggestions..i'll do it.. hehe..