You All Better Read This Is So Damn Funny

[flightless_me]

1 CUP OF WATER

1 TSP BAKING SODA

1TSP SALT

1 CUP OF BROWN SUGAR

4 LARGE EGGS

1 CUP OF NUTS

2 CUPS OF DRIED FRUIT

AND JOSE CUERVO TEQUILA

sample the cuervo to check quality.

take a large bowel...

check the cuervo, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowel.

Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat agian.

At this point it's best to make sure the cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

Turn off mxerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowel and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off the floor...mix on the turner. If the friend druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

sample the duervo...just to check for tonsisticity.

Next sift two cups of salt, or something....wo givesh a sheet...

check the jose cuervo.

Now shift thelemon juice and strain your nuts...add one table. add a spoon of suger, or somefink, whatever you can find. greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over...

Finally, throw the bowel trough the window, finish off the cose tuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

[LonelyKimiko]

LMAO very nice flightless 😀 .

 

[Dussicar]

That gave me a pretty damn good laugh.

It's funny because it's true.

 

[flightless_me]

lol i know

 

[Hungarian21]

I had a good laugh after I read it for the 3rd time......the 1st two times, well, I was a bit confused....and this is true?! :weird: 😛

 

[flightless_me]

lol you were confused how cute lol

 

[coloman]

Very funny flightless me thanks for sharing it. In my drinking days I remember that Tequila used to make me act crazy too but I never tried to cook and get hammered at the same time.

 

[Hungarian21]

lol you were confused how cute lol

😱

 

[Arkham_tk]

Tried your recipe. Woke up the next day and the kitchen was a disgrace!!

Arkham

Ready! Fire! Aim!

 

[BigNorm]

after the first reading i thought you were very tired, and i was gonna offer to help you re-write it.

after the 2nd time reading it, i thought you were a drunk, and was gonna help you write the recipe and suggest you not drink so much and wash your problems away by another means.

3rd or 4th time i got it, and i'm still blushing for being so thick skulled.

 

[Hungarian21]

u hang too much with me. 😛

 

[themagicfingers1]

hey my girlfriend wants to make it and she doesnt have any nuts what does she do?

 

[Abadon XXX1]

XDD
That was really funny flightless!

*Plays Hagar's "Mas Tequilla"*

 

[alchemy1]

Ooooo....don't let Sammy see you drinking that Cuervo

 

[flightless_me]

hey my girlfriend wants to make it and she doesnt have any nuts what does she do?

uh i dont know what she does...just give her the bottle and let her go im sure she'll find a nice replacement