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[General Zod]

Are you going to change your toe polish from red to pink?

Why do you believe that rumor Superman started?

Have you ever tried yoga?

No,and I ain't gonna.

 

[Helena]

How does the truck company expect you to clean the snow off your truck roof?

How tall are you?

 

[General Zod]

How does the truck company expect you to clean the snow off your truck roof?

How tall are you?

What they expect,and what happens are two different things.

5'10"

 

[Helena]

What they expect,and what happens are two different things.

5'10"

You know how they meddle in your lies.....I mean your life.....why are they so pesty?

I'm 5'5".

 

[General Zod]

You know how they meddle in your lies.....I mean your life.....why are they so pesty?

I'm 5'5".

Because they are dicks.

 

[Helena]

Because they are dicks.

Can you lift 120 pounds well?

 

[General Zod]

Can you lift 120 pounds well?

That is my tallywhacker weight.So of course I can.

 

[Helena]

That is my tallywhacker weight.So of course I can.

I ain't calling you a liar, cuz thems is fighting words. Instead, I'd like to know what a tallywhacker is?

 

[General Zod]

I ain't calling you a liar, cuz thems is fighting words. Instead, I'd like to know what a tallywhacker is?

Nickname for penis.

 

[Helena]

Nickname for penis.

How long have you been out?

 

[General Zod]

How long have you been out?

19 days.

 

[Helena]

19 days.

Have you found any boots yet?

 

[General Zod]

Have you found any boots yet?

I have seen some nice ones.All over $100 though.

 

[Helena]

I have seen some nice ones.All over $100 though.

What size is your foot, and what is your price range?

 

[General Zod]

What size is your foot, and what is your price range?

9 1/2. I was hoping for less than 100 clams.

 

[Helena]

9 1/2. I was hoping for less than 100 clams.

Try this website. 😀

http://www.shoesforcrews.com/sfc3/index.cfm?changeWebsite=US_en&route=c_store.viewDetailsOfProduct&partnumber=8088

 

[General Zod]

Try this website. 😀

http://www.shoesforcrews.com/sfc3/index.cfm?changeWebsite=US_en&route=c_store.viewDetailsOfProduct&partnumber=8088

Thanks luv, The boot I am looking for needs to have Gore Tex in them.That is some great water proofing. That site may have some.

 

[Helena]

It's not unreasonable to ask for a pair of boots with waterproof lining to cost under 100 clams. Why can't we find that?

 

[General Zod]

It's not unreasonable to ask for a pair of boots with waterproof lining to cost under 100 clams. Why can't we find that?

They probably do.But how long they gonna last?

 

[Helena]

They probably do.But how long they gonna last?

At least you are going to spring break in a rocking pink bikini.
😀 😀

 

[General Zod]

At least you are going to spring break in a rocking pink bikini.
😀 😀

No I ain't.

 

[Helena]

Would you like to borrow my lipstick?

 

[Helena]

Have you ever been blocked by a giant roadblock?

 

[Helena]

Want to have some coconut cake?

 

[Helena]

Have you ever ridden on a train for more than one hour?