You know you have a Tickle fetish when...

[ShadowTklr]

Does anyone remember those books they sold at Spencer’s and other novelty stores that were entitled “You know ‘X’ when…?” i.e.; You know it’s going to be a bad day when…; You know you’re 40 when…?

Well, I was wondering what a book might look like that was entitled “You know you have a Tickle fetish when…” It might be an interesting collaboration for everyone to add their own comments to it. I’ll start with a couple of my own, and ask that everyone contribute.

You know you have a Tickle fetish when…

…You can’t pass by a hairbrush display in the drugstore without rubbing a few against your palm to see which one tickles most.

…Playing “This little piggy,” it takes 5 minutes to finish the “wee wee wee” part.

…Whenever you meet a new woman at work, your first thought is what she would sound like laughing hysterically while being tickled.

…No matter where you are, your head perks up like a deer whenever you hear hearty laughter.


Get the idea? Well, mine aren't very good, but I'll bet you guys can come up with some real gems. Okay, now it’s your turn…

 

[He-Man]

Does anyone remember those books they sold at Spencer’s and other novelty stores that were entitled “You know ‘X’ when…?” i.e.; You know it’s going to be a bad day when…; You know you’re 40 when…?

Well, I was wondering what a book might look like that was entitled “You know you have a Tickle fetish when…” It might be an interesting collaboration for everyone to add their own comments to it. I’ll start with a couple of my own, and ask that everyone contribute.

You know you have a Tickle fetish when…

…You can’t pass by a hairbrush display in the drugstore without rubbing a few against your palm to see which one tickles most.

…Playing “This little piggy,” it takes 5 minutes to finish the “wee wee wee” part.

…Whenever you meet a new woman at work, your first thought is what she would sound like laughing hysterically while being tickled.

…No matter where you are, your head perks up like a deer whenever you hear hearty laughter.


Get the idea? Well, mine aren't very good, but I'll bet you guys can come up with some real gems. Okay, now it’s your turn…

.........when someone in the distance introduces herself to someone as "Heather" and you thought you heard the name as "Feather" .

.......you wonder if "Nine inch Nails" got the idea for the name from this site.


.........you wish you had a golden lasso that makes people tell the truth like Wonder Woman's does, so you could find out the lee's very best spots.

.....you wonder why the hell Joker has never been shown tickle-torturing anyone...you KNOW he'd get some laughs out of it.

 

[Mimi]

.....you go to purchase a new bed and the first thing you check for is bondage compatibility.

 

[ShadowTklr]

Great ones, He-Man! I've been in a couple fo those situations too. 🙂

Mimi: My wife and I just bought a new bed, and that is EXACTLY what we were looking for. Now I have to create an accessory set of stocks to match the footboard. 😀

Thanks you two. Great contributions.

 

[Mimi]

....The only time you visit a Fabric and Crafts store is to replenish your toy box (pipe cleaners, feathers, strings of beads, etc).

....You drop the dishes/paper/mail/cat/supper/baby/phone and run to the nearest television set at the mere mention of the word "tickle".

 

[natural tickler]

when you go to church only to see who's feet you can see underneath the seats in front of you😀 😛

 

[He-Man]

you join a martial arts class (preferably one that teaches grappling techniques) so you can sneak tickles on the women...or vise-versa.

(man that's torture seeing those women with bare feet and just wanting to catch one of their kicks and tickle the hell outta their feet. lol)

 

[BigBrownEyes]

I'm with Mimi on this one. You know you have a tickle fetish when you drop everything you're doing, go dead silent, develop a rapid hearbeat, possibly turn red, and foucs all your attention on whoever just said "tickle" 😀

 

[steph]

Your friend hands you her Avon catalog and you're looking at the "makeup pro brush 2004" collection and NOT thinking how well it'll help you apply your MAKEUP! 😉

XOXO

 

[BigBrownEyes]

You go to the local Walmart, or whatever, and start throwing things in your basket like feathers, rope and a sonicare toothbrush 😀

Then you ask an employee "excuse me, where could I find the handcuffs?"

 

[KoocheeKoo]

...When you can't get to sleep at night because of wondering if Crystal Bernard, Torrie Wilson...or someone else you've seen on tv is ticklish....and where 😀

...When you see an attractive woman in the mall, and the first thing that pops into your head is "hmmm, she's gorgeous...I wonder if she's ticklish....and where"? 😀

...You see a stretcher/ gurney in the hospital ER hallway, and try to ponder all the possible ways it can be utilized to restrain and tickle your girlfriend

....You purchase artist brushes, but could care less about art. 😀

....You purchase paint brushes, but painting the house is the farthest thing from your mind 😀

...You see Q-tips, toothpicks, sonicares, writing pens, plastic forks, and many other ordinary items sold at Wal-Mart in an entirely different light than most customers 😀

...You are the only one on in your neighborhood who's sending angry emails to ABC, livid because Jennifer Garner was tortured for information on "Alias" by enemy agents, and it didn't involve tickletorture 😀

 

[KoocheeKoo]

....You love summer, because there are so many lovely and ticklish bare feet to see out and about....and daydream about...

....You love winter, because that's when your ticklish girfriend's soft, ticklish bare soles are even softer...and more ticklish 😀

 

[mezmriz65]

You know you have a tickling fetish when you actually watch golf on television just on the off chance the announcer will say that a golfer has a "ticklish downhill putt..."

Mezmriz

 

[swabby36]

tickle fetish

You know you have a tickle fetish when you go to the swimming pool in the summer time just to fantasize tickling all the cute bare feet.

 

[natural tickler]

When you see a guy massaging a pretty woman's feet, and thru the screen you holler, "Tickle her!!!"

You perk up whenever you hear someone on TV saying anything about feet, foot size, or tickling😛

 

[ShadowTklr]

You guys are AWESOME!!
I love the imaginative contributions. I don’t think anyone has mentioned anything I haven’t gone through. I’m sure we all have. Here’s a couple more:

You know you have a tickle fetish when…

…You can recall every tickling scene on TV, what show, episode, and where you were when it aired.

…When talking to a pretty girl, you look for any excuse to say the word “tickle” or “ticklish,” just to see her reaction.

…A sexy co-worker reaches for a high shelf, exposing her bare tummy, and you actually start thinking about having your resume in order for when you get fired for tickling her.

…You get sidetracked at the toy store, reading the children’s book “Mr. Tickle,” as your kids try to get your attention.

 

[crydun]

when you can't seem to get the word "tickle" out of your mouth or you redden when you say it

when you see a handsome actor on tv and wonder if he's ticklish and where and what his laugh sounds like.

when you read a novel and dog-ear any pages that mention tickling

when you keep above book for years just to read those pages!

when you see a toothbrush and the first thought in your head is NOT related to tooth-brushing.

 

[shygirl]

BEST THREAD EVER!!!! WAYTOGO!

WOW I think this is the best thread yet!

You know you have a tickle fetish when.................

1)You go to the beach and pray someone gets burried in the sand!



2)When you go to "Six Flaggs Great Adventure" in Jackson, New Jersey and watch the riders go on "Superman"( you are locked down in a kneeling position where your feet are trapped) and want a job as an attendant so you pull shoes off and tickle all the riders.

3) When you are sitting in a recovery room at a hospital with your father after his colon operation and see the patient across the room that has bare feet sticking out from under a blanket and all you could think about is sneeking up and tickling the poor patient!


4) When you want a job as a nurse in the "traction" unit just so you can torment the poor victims!



5) When you can only remember the scenes in cartoons that had tickling in them!









My Goodness, We are ALL NUTS !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Majestic]

You KNOW you've gotta fetish

When you're lotioning up your feet for a "date with Daddy" and you just cant resist raking your own soles a couple times.

Majestic

 

[New2u]

You Know You've Got a "tickling" Fetish when...

You've worn out your video "The Brothers Karamozov" and "She Bakes Cherry Pie" tapes because of the great foot tickling scenes in each movie.

 

[dman68]

you have a fetish when...

You thumb through the most random of books at a bookstore trying to find a barefoot person or someone getting tickled! Awesome thread guys😀

 

[natural tickler]

when someone is reading a magazine or newspaper and sees footshots, and tears out the page

when someone is thinking tickling 24/7