You know your to drunk when....

[Gothika]

you forget your name

 

[Angel77]

Getting there!

 

[Gothika]

^hehehe

im trying but this pain in the bridge of my nose aint helping


u fart out a toon from justin beaber

 

[Angel77]

^ LMFAO!!!!

You type using your face.

 

[Gothika]

u take a dookie in the cat litter box

 

[SmarterthanU]

you misspell 33% of the words in a six-word title.

 

[Gothika]

u pig out while drunk and the next day call the police to report your food stolen

 

[Angel77]

You piss yourself.

 

[Gothika]

u run around the house naked

 

[Angel77]

^ You have to be drunk to do that?

When you don't know your name.

 

[Gothika]

^well not realy

u try to eat your beer

 

[Angel77]

When little strawberries look good. Really good.

 

[leafstk]

All you hear is talk about that kind of shit.. not cool

 

[texastickler]

When you wake up with your head in the hood of the car with you keys in your ass. Oh wait. Did I just say that???

 

[leafstk]

^LOL! 😀

You read back some drunk posts and go...

 

[Gothika]

^^LOL

when u wake up on a metal slab and a cop brings ya a soggy english muffin lol

 

[texastickler]

When you really have to take a piss and rush to the restroom to let it all out and realize you are doing your business in a ladies purse. Wait. Is that drunk or high. Oh well same fucking thing right? 😀

 

[Gothika]

u pee in the cat litter box

 

[texastickler]

When the label on the bottle of Whiskey makes you laugh.

 

[Gothika]

u start drinking out of the toilet like a dog

 

[thetmfobserver]

...when you throw up in the milk carton, then put it back.

 

[Gothika]

u start cuddling with a cactus and think its your wife

 

[seanwoj]

You think your reflection wants to swordfight with you.

 

[stroker]

The wall youre leaning against turns out to be the floor .

 

[Gothika]

u think your cuddling with your dog but its realy puke