You Know You're Getting Old When...

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when your ear hair grows faster than the hair on your head.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you need bifocals to read tiny print.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

You know you're getting old when even the college girls are too young

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember rotary-dial telephones that came in only one color, black.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you crawl into bed.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember when first class postage stamps cost 3¢.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when any temperature below 50 degrees feels cold to you.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

You know you're getting old when your fridge door goes from displaying report cards and drawings to displaying doctor's phone numbers and medication listings (as I know first hand)

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15¢.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you remember paper delivery boys.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you fall asleep with the t.v. on.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you wake up with aches and pains.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember black and white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when athletes are younger than you.

 

[oboy]

you know you're old when you start to see grey/white hairs at 34

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember rotary-dial telephones that came in only one color, black.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you remember all the shows when they originally aired when they are coming back now 20-30+ years later.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when the songs you grew up listening to are considered classics/oldies.