Your Mama ...

[slacker2114]

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

 

[BikerBadBoy]

is so...

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

Your mom is so fat, Jesus couldn't lift her spirits (he's like "God, give me a spot").

 

[slacker2114]

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

 

[BikerBadBoy]

!

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

I would talk bad about your mama but I don't even know the dude.

 

[slacker2114]

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

 

[Angel_2]

Your mama is so fat she went to Tokyo and everyone started screaming, "GODZILLA! GODZILLA! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Well I can't really talk too bad about your mama. She and I were thinking of throwing you out of the house. 😛

 

[Angel_2]

Your Mama is sooo old that when she was told to act her age she died

 

[slacker2114]

Actually, I got nothing bad to say about your momma, 'cause her face says it all.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Yo mama so fat when she cuts her leg Crisco oozes out.
Yo mama so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles squirted out
Yo mama so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mama so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.


PHEW! Those are just some of the ones I remember from my middle school days 🙂

 

[slacker2114]

Damn CoM, you really got a beef with momma. And by the way...

Your momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

 

[BikerBadBoy]

Your mama is so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him every day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye in the morning.

 

[isabeau]

your mama's lips are so big she can whisper in her own ear....

 

[devilsadvocate]

Yo Mama is so ugly she uses a line of make up called "Why bother?"
Yo Mama is so ugly she went to the psychiatrist and he made her lie face down.