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Your personal superhero

I've always heard that Batman has a quantity Kryptonite locked in a vault in the cave. Just in case the day ever comes when Superman turns evil, he'll have a way to defeat him.
 
. . . so yea, I'd probably wanna be able to like, fly or somthin.'

And I'd want multiple arms. Somewhere in the range of, say, 30 of them. They'd be small.
 
tickleeforgals said:
. . . so yea, I'd probably wanna be able to like, fly or somthin.'

And I'd want multiple arms. Somewhere in the range of, say, 30 of them. They'd be small.

With a pistol in each hand, your enemies would fall victim to small arms fire. (Rimshot!)
 
For me, Thanos of Titan is the one I would want the powers/inteligence of. He has always been my favorite Marvel character.

Hmm...maybe the infinity gauntlet as well... 😎


by the way, Val, when I was younger, I used to have a SERIOUS crush on Psylocke. To this day, I'm still irritated that no villian ever tried to tickle her.

Anyway...Thanos

"The Heavens will run red with blood. But in the end, as always, Thanos will stand triumphant." - Infinity Gauntlet #3
 

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DEV said:
Then how come Batman has bitched slapped the Joker so many times?

Because the Joker is just an average man who seems to not be quite good at defending himself in an assault.

I mean, look at how he deals with things dude. He practically has the mind of a child and still gets away from Batman. He taunts Batman, he uses Batman, he torments Batman, he created Batman, he OWNS Batman, his very soul you could argue.

Batman feel it's his duty to rid the city of this menace, but in order to do that he has to come to terms with his troubled past and the Joker, something I haven't personally seen him do.

He either needs to forgive the Joker or put him away for good. Batman doesn't believe in killing people, just beating the $hit out of them. The Joker has every capacity, especially mentally, to kill the Batman, he just doesn't because tormenting him so is TOO much fun.

Unless Bruce Wayne can face the spectre that is the Joker, he will never be free and get his soul back, his innocence, and his peace. Even if he locks up the others, its only an appeasement to the city, not his heart, soul, or mental well being.

The Joker taunts Batman knowing Batman has a conscience and that he'll just be in prison for a while. Its a damn game for him, and he's having fun, at Batman's expense.
 
Well what would be the point of killing the Joker if you're not going to kill Batman as well? The two are basically Yin and Yang Batman is order and Joker is chaos. The reason he is chaos is also the reason that he can get away so many times. He's completely unpredictable loony material. The best you can hope for is to track him down before he kills to many people.
That's why the Batman is my favourite comic character, it's a lot more deep and complex than other comics and the hero is always on the line between the darkness and the light.
 
Hmm. The power of travel, to any where, anywhen in any universe in a ship with the capacity to change its extrnal dimensions to blend in with its surroundings while its internal size would be infinite.
What would I wear? Either denims and t-shirt (the t-shirt being highly coloured with various images from space) or a black Nheru suit, waistcoat and neckerchief. I would most certainly not wear my underpants on the outside.
 
I would want any super power that I can have without any type of utility belt or laser gun, or any accessory. I want to be free from carrying things around with me...plus, people who know me knows I'll probably forget to bring something with me when crime is going down. I'd show up at some crime scene, confront the villain, look down and "Aaah, no! Did I just leave my utility belt on the coffee table?!! I'm such an idiot!!"

As for clothes, just one rule....no tights!! At least not below the waist. No need for villains to be commenting on my "little superhero"!! LOL! bad enough I have to fight these guys! But I can do something like an UnderArmor shirt. Oh, and of course a pair of Oakley's!
 
alchemy said:
by the way, Val, when I was younger, I used to have a SERIOUS crush on Psylocke. To this day, I'm still irritated that no villian ever tried to tickle her.
I discovered her indirectly. I was looking for artwork of Asian ladies for possible avatar use, when I found a beautiful painting by Julie Bell called "Psylocke at Night"; I had to do a Google search to find out who Psylocke was, lol.
 
alchemy said:
For me, Thanos of Titan is the one I would want the powers/inteligence of. He has always been my favorite Marvel character.

Hmm...maybe the infinity gauntlet as well... 😎


by the way, Val, when I was younger, I used to have a SERIOUS crush on Psylocke. To this day, I'm still irritated that no villian ever tried to tickle her.

Anyway...Thanos

"The Heavens will run red with blood. But in the end, as always, Thanos will stand triumphant." - Infinity Gauntlet #3

U prob have seen this but there are some artist drawings of psylocke gettin tickled by rogue and vice versa
 
DEV said:
Well what would be the point of killing the Joker if you're not going to kill Batman as well? The two are basically Yin and Yang Batman is order and Joker is chaos. The reason he is chaos is also the reason that he can get away so many times. He's completely unpredictable loony material. The best you can hope for is to track him down before he kills to many people.
That's why the Batman is my favourite comic character, it's a lot more deep and complex than other comics and the hero is always on the line between the darkness and the light.

Definitely.

Which is why I say Batman will never be at peace with himself until he's either moved on from his parent's death, removed the Joker as the spectre in his life, or has killed the Joker.

Killing him would probably make it worse though, and the Joker would haunt him in death. The ideal way to deal with it then would be to put the Joker away for good and come to terms with his parent's death. As easy as this seems on paper, its not. Which makes the story really unique and realistic. We can relate to the Batman because he's based on human realism.
 
I would be known as.....Wraven...or in some respects....The Fallen Angel......
My oufit would be a mix of DareDevils lether biker type oufit, Blades bulletproof armor as well as trenchcoat. Put these together with a full face mask and set in all black and dark grey color, and thats me. My mortal weapons would be pretty simple: two retractable metal nightsticks, 2 retractable kama's, a bunch of throwing stars and daggars and one concealed gun in my vest. My "superpowers" would be this...Daredevils agility and senses, Blades strength, some form of mild Pyrokenesis, (the ability to create and manipulate fire), and the grand daddy of them all. A mix of Scorpions special ability held together with spidermans. Out of each hand would reveal a small dagger, which I could propel with just a thought. Suddenly ropes attached to the dagger would be released and I could basically stab from long distances, swing wherever I wanted to, grab, hurl, and do whatever else with them. Yea, i put too much thought into this, but what the hell. This is my superhero, Wraven.
 
You know, technically speaking, nerdy little Owen Reece (AKA the Molecule Man) from the Marvel Universe would pretty much whup anything short of someone armed with the Infinity Gauntlet. Total control over matter is really nothing to screw with... :snob:


'Course, were I to take a Marvel character's powers, it would have to be those of either Captain America or Thor. I'm sorta torn between the two; Cap is so badass yet well-respected, but Thor appeals to my Scandanavian roots. 😀
 
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goodieluver said:
U prob have seen this but there are some artist drawings of psylocke gettin tickled by rogue and vice versa

Uh..no I haven't. Dude, I'm going to have to go on a search for them. That rocks!

It's cool Val. No big deal. Just destroy my fantasys...I'll manage...somehow... 😛
 
Nyah ha! I've thought long and hard on this one. I mean, that whole "reality control" bit is nice, but I think people would get into a lot more trouble than they realize with a power like that. There are a lot of small, tiny nuances behind the scenes that people tend to overlook. So, my wish-list of pre-meditated powers:

Oh yeah. I'd call myself "The Dark Ubernaught". This arose from an inside joke about villains treating their good henchmen disposably and their disposable henchmen well. It stuck, somehow.

Power 1: Insanely fast, all-encompasing regeneration. I mean like, no sooner is the knife gone or the bullet passed through than the wound is closed and reknit. This would also apply to every other conceivable form of death: nothing short of instantaineous disintigration should be able to do the trick. I mean, what good are all the other powers in the world if you're dead?

Power 2: Telekinesis. And I don't mean like "Uhg, if I concentrate on that maybe it'll move" telekinesis, I mean like "Mountain? What mountain?" telekinesis. Sure, it's asking a lot, but I have a theory that telekinesis could replicate virtually every power in the known universe in the hands of the bright.

Power 3: Heightened Awareness. Like, just being really perceptive of everything going on, a profoundly deep understanding of psychology, multi-tasking to the extreme, and possibly a bit of mind-xxxxing immunity, to boot. No good if someone hatches some stupid plan to overthrow you and you don't pick up on it right away, or tries to trick you on an off day or sneak up behind you or something, or mind control you. Would definately have to be preternaturally aware.

Power 4: Psychometry (Power to read the history of objects). People are so lousy at giving good information; why not just ask the wall?


So, a munchkiny little list of powers, right? Well, you asked what I wanted, not what would be fair for me to have in a world where everyone has super-powers. For my villainous outfit, I'd wear black boots and gloves, and grey clothing with black trim, upon which would be a very thin and delicate LCD display which would display all sorts of neat rune-ish symbols stolen from various fantasy artists in every color of the rainbow, shifting constantly. My entire cape would be made thusly, as well. I'd also wear really evil looking goggles, black frames, gray straps, and some sinister cobalt blue lenses. I'd definately be all about long hair, and a goatee would suit the look fine, too. I'd also keep a conventional gun, something simple like maybe a .45 handy. Just for effect, you know?

As for MO, on occasional rampages, I'd at all times keep with me a huge, twisted heap of black iron, and wrap myself in a massive, grotesque humanoid figure of jagged edges and twisted form, and rely on my heightened awareness to guide my rampaging. You know, just for fun.

When engaged in actual fighting of super heroes, I'd put to use the true synergy of all these powers. First, I'd split my mind up into different tasks. One would animate the huge pile of metal as a minion, and keep it fighting the most physically powerful heroes. A second would be devoted to maintaining a telekinetic field of impassable nature around me. A third would form bubbles high up in the atmosphere, randomly from all over the world, and bring them down to me, so as to ensure a steady supply of clear oxygen. The remainder of my attention would be turned towards the battle, where I would employ a slew of dastardly and unsavory tactics. I know I've ranted a long time, but if anyone really wants to see to what uses precise control of hideously strong telekinesis can be put, read on.

Though you can't get a full, satisfying mind control effect, you can definately prey on the limbs, Legatto Bluesummers style, and get some hero-on-hero fighting action going. That's always fun.

Flinging tons of small debris through the air at near-relativistic speeds usually has the effect of making things hurt.

Compressing water until it begins undergoing fusion and then hurling the resulting mass at your enemies and undoing the forces that keep it from exploding tends to be painful, as well as doing a good deal of clearcutting of annoying buildings.

Similarly, air can be compressed until it becomes a superheated plasma. Then, you could wrap it around your enemies like Darkseid's Omega Beams. That's always fun.

Focusing one's full sadism on a single opponent, you could afflict every square inch of their body with 3-4g's...in different directions. While this could eventually tear someone apart, it would only cause agony nearly unnamable if you didn't get too crazy with it.

Forming a tiny, airless bubble around someone's head, through which anything else may pass. It's just more fun when something so easily overlooked turns out to be the downfall of the mighty.

Alternatively to the heating thing, you could actively slow things down on a molecular level (this is where that awareness really comes in handy) and freeze temperatures down as low as you want them. Good way to remove unsighly extremeties. Like the hero's head.

Waterballoons the size of Texas. Wee!

The list goes on for ages. If another power can do it, telekinesis can probably give a convincing show of replicating it.

If I ruled the world, Ivan Rebroff's "Cossack Patrol" would be the Global Anthem. I just like it.
 
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