"A Million Ways to Die in the West" said it best:
ANNA: It takes 30 seconds to take a photograph, This guy had to sit there and smile for 30 sustained seconds!
ALBERT: I know, I've never been happy for 30 seconds in a row in my life.
ANNA: No one has; it's the f**kin' west!
It happened a long time ago. The woman I was dating knew I liked tickling. I asked her early on where she was most ticklish, but she refused to give up that dangerous secret. We both enjoyed the tease back and forth where I would ask, she would deny, and I would threaten "If i have to find it...
In the early internet times I had discovered that there were "others like me" by finding this site. Once when my family left me home alone on vacation I spent more hours than were reasonable just absorbing everything i could find. Unfortunately for me i didnt know much about computers and search...