Favorite Comic Book Quotes:

[CrystalLight]

Doctor Doom to Ms. Marvel : "Shut your cow-mouth or I’ll remove your face by hand before I stop your whore’s heart."


-- The Mighty Avengers #11

 

[Soda Bobinski]

"Face it , tiger ... you just hit the jackpot!"

- Mary Jane Watson
The Amazing Spider-Man #42

 

[Sandrock74]

Doctor Doom to Ms. Marvel : "Shut your cow-mouth or I’ll remove your face by hand before I stop your whore’s heart."


-- The Mighty Avengers #11

This quote is proof that Brian Michael Bendis doesn't have a clue how to properly write for Marvel and how the non-existent editorial staff that continues to not do its job. This is simply NOT the way Dr. Doom speaks. Just terrible.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

"Okay , suckers -- you've taken yer best shot! Now it's MY turn!"

- Wolverine
The Uncanny X-Men #132

 

[CrystalLight]

"He should have let me finish. -- He should have listened ... Then I’d have been able to explain the most important thing of all to him. -- I’d have been able to explain that you can’t kill a vegetable by shooting it through the head."

-- Swamp Thing # 21 -- "The Anatomy Lesson"

 

[Soda Bobinski]

"Improper use of inverted commas , Hoover! IMPROPER USE OF INVERTED COMMAS!!"

- Herr Starr
Preacher # 59

 

[tickle gamer]

Well, I don't know if they ever made a comic book of it or not, but in the movie Sucker Punch I love this one line.

"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

 

[CrystalLight]

"Improper use of inverted commas , Hoover! IMPROPER USE OF INVERTED COMMAS!!"

- Herr Starr
Preacher # 59

LOL. Perfect.

also:

 

[Soda Bobinski]

"I am disappointed , Veidt. VERY disappointed.

Restructuring myself after the subtraction of my intrinsic field was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman ... did you think it would kill me?

I've walked across the sun. I've seen events so tiny & so fast they hardly can be said to have occurred at all , but you ... you are a man.

... & this world's smartest man means no more to me than does its smartest termite."

- Dr. Manhattan
Watchmen

 

[Snail Shell]

"There's no way you can possibly be this stupid."

"Don't underestimate me."

- Back and forth between Bullseye and Deadpool

SS

 

[Soda Bobinski]

"It's just my luck. I disappear for a weekend in Canada -- flit around playing international detective -- & as soon as I get home , hoping for an evening alone w/my girl -- she gets snatched by a crazy businessman in seagreen long johns!"

- Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man #121

 

[CrystalLight]

This quote is proof that Brian Michael Bendis doesn't have a clue how to properly write for Marvel and how the non-existent editorial staff that continues to not do its job. This is simply NOT the way Dr. Doom speaks. Just terrible.

The vulgarity within it doesn't really do Doom a good sense of justice, to me. -- But it provided a solid amount of 'new' aggression that clearly stuck in my dome, personally.

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Jones : "Tell me the truth ..what are you going to feel when you put a bullet in one of those men, Nick?"

Fury : "Recoil."

-- Secret Warriors #4

 

[Soda Bobinski]

"For a man who can hear clouds scrape together , you don't listen very well."

- Batman ( to Superman )
Kingdom Come #2

 

[CrazyTickler]

1. "You don't....get it,...boy this isn't a mudhole...It's an operating table. (Krack) And I'm the surgeon." Something tells me to stop with the leg but I don't listen to it

~Batman, Dark Knight Returns #2~

2. "The Government should be afraid of their people not the other way around"

~V, V for Vendetta

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Mr. Fantastic - "There they are!"

Hawkeye - "Uh , hi , guys! Wanna join in a rousing game of patty-cake?"

Thing - "We , uh , arrived at a meetin' of the minds , so to speak , stretcho! We got far too much couth to resort to violence like you barbaric types! Ain't that right , Klaw?"

Klaw - "Right? Ite , ite , ite-a-cake , ite-a-cake ..."

Lizard - "Disssturb our gamess-s & the Lizard will dessstroy you! Once we finissh , we will do as you s-ssay!"


Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #8

 

[Capnmad]

I think one of my favorite comicbook quotes is:

"HAHA! No lesbians to save you now, duck!"
--"Jennifer" the "monkey" (actually a chimp) from "My Monkey's Name is Jennifer"

...just because it's so very unusual. Met the creative mind behind it once -- bought the TPB from him, and he covertly gave me a cupful of vodka in return.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Doctor Doom - "Robot A 76 , you have a scratch on the shoulder of your armor. You are not a combat unit. How did you come to be damaged?"

Doombot A 76 - "The human Arcade struck a match there during our recent confrontation w/the mutant X-Men , sire."

Doctor Doom - "I see. And in what manner did you terminate Arcade for this affront to the personnage of Doom?"

Doombot A 76 - "I did not terminate him , master. I judged it conceivable you might have need of him later."

Doctor Doom - "Need?"

*A 76 self-destucts*

Doctor Doom - "Doom needs no one."


Fantastic Four #258