Oh boy, another thread where we get to rant at the people providing a service to our community because they're not doing it exactly the way we fucking want it in the guise of "trying to make a better product". Never seen one of those before. Brill idea, really. And that's despite the fact that Jim is a hilarious mudderflucker and made me roffle.
I think at this point that it's simply better to PM a producer with any feedback, or post it to the thread of the clip in question. Threads like this just turn into a giant bitchfest that goes on for pages and annoys everyone, and it seems like we get one every other day. Not to mention they all eventually wind up just repeating the same two or three points that producers either ignore anyway or already do. If the clips are that fucking bad, stop fucking buying them.
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PS - the OP should not take my opinion personally, as it wasn't directed at him.
PPS - what BigJim said. roffle.
Phin dah-ling, you're incredibly suave for a man with no fucking trousers on.
I'll be honest here, until this year or late last year, I had not found one single producer who hit every hot button my partialism possessed. The ones who looked girl-next-doory had the most boring looking tickling (Magic Touch); the ones that looked most daring, had ticklers with 70's porn star facial hair and stomachs that must have tipped the scales at four hundred pounds (the bloke who paid for tickle sessions in a club with mind-numbing music blasting through the whole thing) - I mean, I don't get off on the appearance of a male lee, but if he is a morbidly obese, ugly bastard with wanky facial hair, he blots out the girl - sadly he couldn't tickle to save his life either; virtually no-one did oral tickling (or lickling as it seems to have become known in my absence); the few who did had monumentally shit dialogue and about 90% of film time doing fuck all (FM Concepts).
Realtickling/TC/Femfeet.com were great for a number of years, but then for about five years they produced nothing but formulaic sausage factory stuff on a pink mat with a black background. Then Brian changed his black mask for a white one and did another two or three years of the same, eye-hurting stuff. That pissed me off. Realtickling had a shitload of originality and spontaneity in the early days, but once Priscilla James vanished, most of their stuff was way below par. and as they made the awful mistake of releasing most of their early (best) stuff under a three year arrangement, as time went by the dross was all that was for sale. Cierra Baynes, Toni Summers, most of Priscilla James and Tori Spears were lost to the sands of temporal legality.
And talking of TIB..... he invented the tickling gimmick of wearing a mask. Mostly because he wanted to keep his anonymity, but he made a character thing out of it. Good for him. But then everyone did it and it became the flagship of wank tickling production.
Paradise Vision/Tickling Paradise did some good stuff I liked, but they were too obsessed with plots, acting and the tickling saying gormless, stupid fucking things. ("Gootchie gootchie" being top of the list.)
Last Laugh opened with a bang. Francois's
Last Laugh Alpha was a gorgeous piece of tickling cinematography. But it was the last one he did that I really liked. Most of the things that turned me off are things François himself bemoans, like models who just aren't ticklish enough. Certainly I don't think things were down to a lack of effort on his part.
If I could have had a company who had the appearance and style of Magic Touch or Last Laugh; the ambition, scope and and flair of Paradise Vision; the sultry, sexy and purely fucking brutal viciousness of Realtickling...
Well the one who came closest to that would probably have been Silver Cherry. But it was a poor match. It didn't fit the bill totally.... Frenchtickling comes close too, to be honest. Shame about facial hair being such a distraction though.
And then....
It came.... (Oo-er missus, titter ye not!)
Out of the darkness came a juggernaut of tickling that had girls who looked girl next door (sometimes), who were spearheaded by a female ler who a) wasn't doing it for the money, because she fucking loved it, b) was so fucking fucking fucking fucking good at it that she made Priscilla James look second rate and c) who specialised in lickling more than anything else… And the tickle! Oh man… it was vicious, fast, deep kneading, light skittering torture. My own particular style, but done with more grace and more finesse than I’d ever managed.
It was a gestalt of all the best aspects of a tickling operation and as of now I own more than four times as many clips from this company as I do any other.
That company is Tickle Abuse. TA is probably a company that shows the ler does matter just as much as the lee. Brooke has a style and preference very similar to “the tickler” from Frenchtickling, but she is slick, sensual and downright evil, whereas he is a fat bloke, with a crap beard, and downright evil. When he sucks a girl’s toe, it looks like a particularly large nest of cuckoos eating Wormzilla. I don’t have a preference for f/f over m/f, in fact I always thought the latter was my preference. But I think it’s a lot easier for a male ler giving free reign to his inclination to look like a slobbering mess than an extremely fit lady like Brooke, who somehow always manages to make the temperature go up.
The irony is that like Priscilla James, I am not at all attracted to Brooke. (Which has her sobbing her heart out, I’m sure. Not!) I don’t have any clips of her being the lee and she isn’t someone I would ask out on the purely shallow and misogynist grounds of appearance. But she is a tickling fucking panther! (Especially when tickling Diane, who goes from jerking and screaming like a loon to gasping with appears to be genuine arousal during her torture at Brooke’s hands.)
The only failing Tickling Abuse has, and it’s only a failure to me I’m sure, is that they’re too heavily loaded with underwear and bikini tickling. I’d like to see more clothed stuff.
But they are the sexiest, sleekest, most torturous and howl-inducing outfit on the market. If they started doing bastinado clips too that were as genuine and unfeigned as the Brooke/Diana tickling/worship stuff, I’d never go anywhere else.
