The Wrestling Thread!!

[Heeko]

He doesn't care Trez, thats why he is just another blood sucker. He reminds me of the type of people who watch care races because they want to see a crash, or buy's those Bumb Fight dvds or something.

Hahah I'm not even sure what a "bumb fight dvd" is..

BUT.. being the 'blood sucker' that I am, I think I might promote the new Chris Benoit action figure to WWE. It comes with the optional weight bench so you can replay him being the coward he was and choking himself after murdering his innocent family.. of course that's after he took his time and watched their corpses rot for a while, being the respected hero that he was. You know how that goes..

or..


I could pitch the idea of a new gimmick to Vince. A new tag team called "The Canadian Death Foundation" with Owen Dynasty and Chris Dungeon. They are led to the ring by a young woman and little boy. There is eerie music in the background. The woman has rope around her wrists and is carrying a bible and candle in her hands, while the small boy is carrying an action figure of one of the team. They are wearing black t-shirts with red letters reading "Time to Die". Just as the music ends and the lights go up, a dummy falls from the rafters on a harness wearing a stupid blue outfit. Thinking it's a sneak attack, Owen grabs it and throws it at the ropes. Realizing it's only a dummy, Chris then begins smacking it over the head with a chair until a weird green ooze begins to leak from it's plastic skull. They laugh and throw it to the crowd.

Their opponent tonight is Brock Cage and Rocky Cena. Brock is wearing MMA gear with a shirt he says is a tribute to Ken Shamrock. It reads "I See Dead People". His partner Rocky Cena climbs the turnbuckle, soaking in the crowd. He likes being Brock's partner because Brock can't see him, but he can smell what he's cooking so that's how he makes the tag.

 

[SlaverTickler]

That was before Hulk Hogan gave him the HOF ring too! Damn! He could have broken out of those cuffs!

OH WOW, Hulk Hogan gave his HOF ring to Abyss my god, lets roll out the red carpet and throw roses at his feat, because we all know what a great in ring performer Hogan was. Punch, kick, body slam, big boot, leg drop, match over.

In other words, Hogan sucked as a wrestlers, and until Cena came along he took the word basic to an whole new depth.

 

[SlaverTickler]

No wonder Sting has been Champion for so many times! He has that 'crow' gimmick down bigtime!

You know... I was looking for that 'e' just the other day, thanks for pointing it out to me. Since you brought him up, Sting has been champion many times, because Flair didn't feel he was a long term threat, so he didn't use back stage politics to prevent it. Why do you think Arn Anderson was never given the chance to be WCW or NWA world champion during the 80's. He's a better wrestler, a better mic man, and a victim of Politics.

Child killers have that appeal to some people. Especially when they are stupid enough to allow themselves to get cracked in the skull about a 1,000 times a year instead of seeking alternate methods of 'getting a pop'.

Your right, there are better ways to get a pop, so why did the WWE big wigs allow chair shots to the head to begin with? Simply put (so you can understand it) it was the fastest and easiest way to get a crowd reaction during a match.

I disagree. They are stuntmen. Entertainment stuntmen. Hollywood stuntmen may not have all the red tape, politics and bullshit of the pro wrestling industry, they are still stuntmen. You are confusing 'behind the scenes and corporate BS, unions, and political nonsense' with what the definition of stuntman actually is. If you compare what a stuntman does vs what a pro wrestler does you will see they both perform the same "entertainment" purposes. I'm not talking about what happens when they get injured or what happens when they go home - or how much money they make or how they get promoted - or what benefits they have. I'm talking about what a stuntman actually does when compared to what a pro wrestler actually does. They both have to hit spots, take bumps and make it look real.

Well you are an idiot for believing that. Stunt men use special padding's, safety rigging's and back up rigging's for when they do their stunts. If wrestlers are stunt men why did they use a Stun Man when Sting had his "Torch Match" with Vampiro. The only way to win the match was to burn you opponent. If he's a stunt man why didn't he just get burned himself... because he isn't a stunt man he's a Pro Wrestlers.

When you use the term Stunt Man you are trying to be condescending. When you do that you aren't just taking a shot at the Wrestlers as performers but you are also belittling professional stun men who are important to the entertainment industry.

Tsk. Tsk. Such a potty-mouth for such a "PG" guy. It's not my fault your hero is a child killer.

I've never claimed to be a PG guy, so where that came from... probably your ass like everything else... I'll never know. Regardless of how I feel about Benoit's actions, and I don't like what he did. There is no denying he was a tremendous in ring performer who went nearly 20 year of his life with out incident or injuring anybody do to his actions. The fact that he was suffering from dementia do to brain damaged caused but injuries suffered while working in an industry that treats it's most important assets (the wrestlers themselves) like live stock seems to be lost on you completely. This just reinforces (if not confirms) my belief that you are like most wrestling fans, ignorant and blissful.

 

[SlaverTickler]

Hahah I'm not even sure what a "bumb fight dvd" is..

I think you know what "Bum Fights" are (sorry for the extra b), since they are a disgusting abuse of human beings who are dealing with misfortune. If you really don't then google them.

BUT.. being the 'blood sucker' that I am, I think I might promote the new Chris Benoit action figure to WWE. It comes with the optional weight bench so you can replay him being the coward he was and choking himself after murdering his innocent family.. of course that's after he took his time and watched their corpses rot for a while, being the respected hero that he was. You know how that goes..

There was nothing heroic about how Benoit's life ended. The fact that you choose to mock and make light of it with your callous remarks reassures me that my opinion of your moral compass and lack of intelligence are beyond justified.

I could pitch the idea of a new gimmick to Vince. A new tag team called "The Canadian Death Foundation" with Owen Dynasty and Chris Dungeon. They are led to the ring by a young woman and little boy. There is eerie music in the background. The woman has rope around her wrists and is carrying a bible and candle in her hands, while the small boy is carrying an action figure of one of the team. They are wearing black t-shirts with red letters reading "Time to Die". Just as the music ends and the lights go up, a dummy falls from the rafters on a harness wearing a stupid blue outfit. Thinking it's a sneak attack, Owen grabs it and throws it at the ropes. Realizing it's only a dummy, Chris then begins smacking it over the head with a chair until a weird green ooze begins to leak from it's plastic skull. They laugh and throw it to the crowd.

Their opponent tonight is Brock Cage and Rocky Cena. Brock is wearing MMA gear with a shirt he says is a tribute to Ken Shamrock. It reads "I See Dead People". His partner Rocky Cena climbs the turnbuckle, soaking in the crowd. He likes being Brock's partner because Brock can't see him, but he can smell what he's cooking so that's how he makes the tag.

I am not exactly sure what happened here... either I suddenly find FlockofSeagulls rantings more acceptable or you have just proven yourself to be the single most ignorant ass hole to ever post on a wrestling thread. While I can understand why you don't like Chris Benoit (I was in a total rage until I learned more about why), but why you would bring Owen Hart's tragic death into this makes no sense at all. So because of this I think I am done talking with you, because you are 100% beneath me.

 

[Heeko]

If wrestlers are stunt men why did they use a Stun Man when Sting had his "Torch Match" with Vampiro. The only way to win the match was to burn you opponent. If he's a stunt man why didn't he just get burned himself... because he isn't a stunt man he's a Pro Wrestlers.

Maybe because Sting wasn't the idiotic child killer Benoit was and decided it was unsafe to put himself in that position. Sting makes his living performing wrestling moves not catching himself on fire. Unlike your child killer hero, he had the good sense to say "This isn't safe and I'm not going to do it."

You overlook the fact wrestlers are more centralized stuntmen. They perform their stunts in and around a wrestling ring and all things wrestling. Hollywood stuntment perform their stunts everywhere. They do not have one main location where they specialize their stunts. The reason entertainment stuntmen perform their stunts with special padding and rigging is because their environment is more concerned with safety than the pro wrestling industry. I think we both agree on that.

Hollywood stuntmen have broken bones, damaged limbs, missing teeth and take pain killers constantly. If he or she doesn't do their job correctly they put themselves and everyone in the business at risk. They are required to follow a certain script, make actions look believable and keep the show or movie interesting. As far as what they do in a daily basis, how is this different from a pro wrestler?

 

[Heeko]

I am not exactly sure what happened here... either I suddenly find FlockofSeagulls rantings more acceptable or you have just proven yourself to be the single most ignorant ass hole to ever post on a wrestling thread. While I can understand why you don't like Chris Benoit (I was in a total rage until I learned more about why), but why you would bring Owen Hart's tragic death into this makes no sense at all. So because of this I think I am done talking with you, because you are 100% beneath me.

I only mention Owen because it fit in with the Canadian theme. Yeh it was kinda tasteless, but I was only conveying the character your god-like ability to judge people portrayed me to be. Nothing personal, but why do Canadians have so many problems in the pro wrestling industry? Child killer Benoit is gone, Owen's accidental death and now Bret Hart is an accident waiting to happen. What's the deal?

 

[SlaverTickler]

The Ultimate Warrior Shoot Interview.

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[Tickle Fiend]

I read earlier that the Undertaker called out Brock Lesnar at last nights UFC event. This apparently is making some people believe that a Lesnar-Taker match could take place at WrestleMania. I haven't watched an entire WWE show since WM 26, but if Lesnar steps foot into a WWE ring I'll be tuning in every week.

 

[Tickle Fiend]

WrestleZone exclusively spoke with two prominent backstage sources at the WWE Bragging Rights pay per view last night, and there is nothing short of a "state of confusion" in WWE regarding the Brock Lesnar/Undertaker brief stare down after Brock lost the UFC Title to Cain Velasquez on Saturday night.

"No one knows what's really going on!" a WWE writer told WZ tonight after the pay per view. "We've been discussing what to do with 'Taker at Wrestlemania, but Brock Lesnar's name has never come up. Now Vince is walking around with this smile on his face like he has this in the bag, and we're all looking at each other wondering who knows what."

To make matters even worse, the WWE writer told me tonight, "it's going to end up like WCW here, in that the writers are all going to be paranoid about each other, wondering who is and who isn't in on the angle. That shit belongs in TNA."

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/article/exclusive-wwe-writers-very-confused-over-brock-vs-taker-115073

WrestleZone has exclusively learned that the talk backstage at the WWE Bragging Rights pay per view was whether or not The Undertaker will even be available for a Wrestlemania match against Brock Lesnar, since 'Taker is mending what has been described to us by a WWE backstage insider as a "serious shoulder injury."

To make matters worse, it appears as though Undertaker will be taking time off after last night's Buried Alive match, because Undertaker is very likely to get major shoulder surgery.

If that is the case, there's no way WWE can guarantee Undertaker, whose body is really falling apart, will be back in time for Wrestlemania. "It's not impossible, but a healthy return in time to work Wrestlemania can't be guaranteed," we were told.

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/article/exclusive-undertaker-surgery-may-kill-plans-for-mania-bout-115083

 

[SlaverTickler]

WrestleZone exclusively spoke with two prominent backstage sources at the WWE Bragging Rights pay per view last night, and there is nothing short of a "state of confusion" in WWE regarding the Brock Lesnar/Undertaker brief stare down after Brock lost the UFC Title to Cain Velasquez on Saturday night.

"No one knows what's really going on!" a WWE writer told WZ tonight after the pay per view. "We've been discussing what to do with 'Taker at Wrestlemania, but Brock Lesnar's name has never come up. Now Vince is walking around with this smile on his face like he has this in the bag, and we're all looking at each other wondering who knows what."

To make matters even worse, the WWE writer told me tonight, "it's going to end up like WCW here, in that the writers are all going to be paranoid about each other, wondering who is and who isn't in on the angle. That shit belongs in TNA."

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/article/exclusive-wwe-writers-very-confused-over-brock-vs-taker-115073

WrestleZone has exclusively learned that the talk backstage at the WWE Bragging Rights pay per view was whether or not The Undertaker will even be available for a Wrestlemania match against Brock Lesnar, since 'Taker is mending what has been described to us by a WWE backstage insider as a "serious shoulder injury."

To make matters worse, it appears as though Undertaker will be taking time off after last night's Buried Alive match, because Undertaker is very likely to get major shoulder surgery.

If that is the case, there's no way WWE can guarantee Undertaker, whose body is really falling apart, will be back in time for Wrestlemania. "It's not impossible, but a healthy return in time to work Wrestlemania can't be guaranteed," we were told.

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/article/exclusive-undertaker-surgery-may-kill-plans-for-mania-bout-115083

I don't see Danna White working with Vince McMahon. That guy has done so much to ostracize the wrestling fans by constantly pointing out the UFC isn't the WWE (or pro wrestling in general) that I just can't seem him doing it. The reason I think Vince was seen smiling about it is because he knew it would get people doing what we are doing, and that is talking about it. Besides, if it turns out Taker won’t be at Mania, who is going to order it. The streak is the best thing they have going, if Undertaker is considering retiring (and he has, for the last three years or so) he may put over the guy he faces at the next show, this could really put somebody over in a big way, but they will probably waist it on an previously established performer.

 

[Tickle Fiend]

Awesome Kong to WWE

EXCLUSIVE: WWE Source Confirms Awesome Kong to WWE

When Awesome Kong posted on her Twitter page, "My dreams just came true today. I got my dream job. Yes, THAT one," everyone speculated she had signed with World Wrestling Entertainment.

The speculation appears to be accurate.

Although WWE has not yet given Kong (real name Kia Stephens) a name yet, and a starting date has not been determined, a key WWE source inside the company confirmed with WrestleZone tonight "the deal is complete, and Kong is in."

Our source also stated, "Kong's arrest in Florida for driving with a suspended license was no issue to WWE," and also added, "Kong's representative met with WWE on Wednesday and finalized the details on the deal. It's official, and Vince (McMahon) will decide when to officially announce it or have Kong debut on television."

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/article/exclusive-wwe-source-confirms-awesome-kong-to-wwe-119931

 

[natural tickler]

the WWE went to hell the day they put the strap around the Miz...sad day indeed