Seriously, what is the deal with over-rated pile of second rate Sci-Fi dross? I've thought it over and I can see no great redeeming factor, no great virtue in the series to honestly give it the level of acclaim it has achieved. The characters, the themes, the plot, are all medicore at best and here are some of the worst offenders for me.
1: The Death Star. Let's just get over the fact it's largely a waste of resources and get down to the fact it has the worst design flaws in any weapon ever created. A missile shoved down a vent is all that's needed to destroy it? Honestly? And let's just have a look where it's placed, at the end of a long trench, the last five hundred yards or so have no defences whatsoever. Why not just have a sign saying "SHOOT HERE YOU STUPID BASTARD" and be done with it? Ye Gods, the I could come up with better ideas than that piece of junk.
2: The incompetence of pretty much everyone involved. Yoda gets beaten one time and rather than help the Alliance with training new Jedi, he slinks off with his tail between his legs? Nice going there oh wise one. And as for the Emperor, his entire plan in the end depended on how his poodle wouldn't snap and stab him in the back while a bunch of teddy bears wouldn't over power his troops and advanced weaponry. No problem with that one ya dingus.
3: Darth Vader. So let me get this straight, we're talking about someone who's butchered hundreds with his own hands, defenceless children included, brutally tortured his own daughter, was directly responsible for the destruction of an entire World, committed further unspeakable atrocities and all he had to do in order to redeem himself was push an old decrepid man off a balcony? Yep, no need for further actions or justice there then.
4: Let's face it, the whole thing was made up as it went along. It pretty much explains the incest, the plot holes, the incest, the sheer idiocy of the characters and the incest. Really not the best thought out of series.
5: MESSA NAME JAR JAR BINKS.
6: Teddy bears defeating the Empire. Of course, since all Imperial soldiers are inherently blind, moronic and can't shoot for toffee, I suppose I can give this one a tiny bit of leeway.
And these are just the ones I can name off the top of my head. I haven't even started on the terrible acting, the overuse of CGI and all the other flaws. Why is this series so popular?
1: The Death Star. Let's just get over the fact it's largely a waste of resources and get down to the fact it has the worst design flaws in any weapon ever created. A missile shoved down a vent is all that's needed to destroy it? Honestly? And let's just have a look where it's placed, at the end of a long trench, the last five hundred yards or so have no defences whatsoever. Why not just have a sign saying "SHOOT HERE YOU STUPID BASTARD" and be done with it? Ye Gods, the I could come up with better ideas than that piece of junk.
2: The incompetence of pretty much everyone involved. Yoda gets beaten one time and rather than help the Alliance with training new Jedi, he slinks off with his tail between his legs? Nice going there oh wise one. And as for the Emperor, his entire plan in the end depended on how his poodle wouldn't snap and stab him in the back while a bunch of teddy bears wouldn't over power his troops and advanced weaponry. No problem with that one ya dingus.
3: Darth Vader. So let me get this straight, we're talking about someone who's butchered hundreds with his own hands, defenceless children included, brutally tortured his own daughter, was directly responsible for the destruction of an entire World, committed further unspeakable atrocities and all he had to do in order to redeem himself was push an old decrepid man off a balcony? Yep, no need for further actions or justice there then.
4: Let's face it, the whole thing was made up as it went along. It pretty much explains the incest, the plot holes, the incest, the sheer idiocy of the characters and the incest. Really not the best thought out of series.
5: MESSA NAME JAR JAR BINKS.
6: Teddy bears defeating the Empire. Of course, since all Imperial soldiers are inherently blind, moronic and can't shoot for toffee, I suppose I can give this one a tiny bit of leeway.
And these are just the ones I can name off the top of my head. I haven't even started on the terrible acting, the overuse of CGI and all the other flaws. Why is this series so popular?