My friends I come to you today with a growing problem in the Intergalactic community and that problem is poorly named robots. Yes its sad but true even in this modern age that beings refuse to take the time to name robots properly. These badly named robots often suffer from low self esteem and this results in poor performance and severe emotional trauma. Take the poor robot below whose name is HEMROID379 a contraction of his full name which was Hyper-Electronic Maintneance Android 379, See the brave face he tries to put on knowing he willl be called HEMROID379 for at least the next 50.000 years.
This other poor janitorial robot below has the unfortunate name of Sanitation Hyperdimensionalized Ionic Temporal Hyper-Electronic Anodized Droid 1299. I am sure you can figure out his contracted name so I dont have to give it and embarass this poor robot further
So please my fellow TMFers join me and help combat this growing problem by naming your robots like you would a new pet or a new baby and refrain from demeaning contractions like those above and make this cosmos a better place.
(The following was a very silly public service announcement from kurchatovium)
