So at work, where I type on a keyboard, there are many moments when I'm writing words like "ticket" or "thick" and the world TICKLE comes out of my fingers instead.
Or TICKLING.
It is petrifying to see my fingers type TICKLE on my work screen.
It's like my sub-conscience creeping up out of my fingertips and saying hello. Suddenly I'm exposed. Secret obsession revealed. Then frantically backspaced out.
Geez louise.
On a slightly unrelated topic, what if I get dementia someday like my grandmother (bless her) and I get all disinhibited and go around ranting about tickling all day?
Or worse... in my diminished cognition, what if I tried to tickle the staff nursing home where I would surely be confined??? Can you imagine a ninety year old guy hobbling about on his walker trying to tickle the nursing assistant?
God that would be embarrassing. So I guess it would be good that I would be too demented to notice.
Ok, enough of writing paragraphs in the subjunctive. Time to sleep.
But seriously, then maybe dementia wouldn't be so bad.
Or TICKLING.
It is petrifying to see my fingers type TICKLE on my work screen.
It's like my sub-conscience creeping up out of my fingertips and saying hello. Suddenly I'm exposed. Secret obsession revealed. Then frantically backspaced out.
Geez louise.
On a slightly unrelated topic, what if I get dementia someday like my grandmother (bless her) and I get all disinhibited and go around ranting about tickling all day?
Or worse... in my diminished cognition, what if I tried to tickle the staff nursing home where I would surely be confined??? Can you imagine a ninety year old guy hobbling about on his walker trying to tickle the nursing assistant?
God that would be embarrassing. So I guess it would be good that I would be too demented to notice.
Ok, enough of writing paragraphs in the subjunctive. Time to sleep.
But seriously, then maybe dementia wouldn't be so bad.
