3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine. The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line. The line broke, the monkey got choked. They all went to heaven in a little row boat.
UGH you're making me hungry now! All I've got to eat in this stoopid house is peanut butter sandwiches. I like the idea of throwing an entire meal into one sandwich though (when I worked at Jimmy John's we used to put our chips in our sandwiches. Vegetarian sandwich with Jalapeno chips? Yes please, thank you very much.)
Cooking was always something that I wanted to get into but was frankly too lazy to ever learn how to do. I'd always watch Food Network on those nothing-to-do days off and get all inspired and then go into the kitchen and only find ... wonderbread. And maybe steak seasoning.