HEY! How did YOU get to be a MOD?!
...Not that it was impossible or anything, just HOW and WHEN you sneaky, silent, plotting, green-eyed, dark, exotic-skinned...tautly curved...firmly gammed...sinewy armed...creature with the gossamer mane of flowing obsidian hair and...and...succulent global endowmen-...
*loses train of thought and drools*