look...whatever you do...don't play New Vegas. It's crack. You'll start scratching your neck really badly and wake up in weird fever dreams. It's INSANITY~!
You've been scanning his dating site profile, haven't you? You really shouldn't be going on "Iwannadateabeast.com". You could get a nasty virus or something.
I know I should be happy for you because you're at a gathering - and I am - but I want you here, too. I miss my Wife. You better be giving those fools a run for their money!