• If you would like to get your account Verified, read this thread
  • The TMF is sponsored by Clips4sale - By supporting them, you're supporting us.
  • >>> If you cannot get into your account email me at [email protected] <<<
    Don't forget to include your username
V
Reaction score
1

Profile posts Latest activity Postings Blogs Blog entries About

  • Sorry to hear that, hon. Here's hoping that 2010 will be better. :twohugs:

    I'm doing good. Had an awesome tickle session with my ler yesterday and finally finished and posted a new story. 😀
    <object width="400" height="267"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6367707&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6367707&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="267"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/6367707">Bear on a Wire Trailer</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user2239705">bearzo</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
    Merry conventional-commercialisation-of-a-Pagan-celebration-hijacked-by-Christians, Venray. Hope you drink as much as I do, my mate.
    My idiot friend came around yesterday with "proof" that Obama was the anti-christ. He played me that video on youtube of him saying "Yes We Can" backwards, he says it sounds a bit like "Thank You Satan" I explained to him that that means if I asked him can we go the pub, if he said "yes we can" then he's thanking satan for something. I'm getting tired of this nonesense, I heard it, it doesn't even sound like thank you satan.
    I saw him on Politically Incorrect, he did make me laugh. A lot of theists have been complaining in England recently about "aggressive atheism" and they've been saying that we are forcing our opinions on people and we're planning to change the morals of society. Well, I can tell you what is the CLOSEST thing we have to a plot:
    We're waiting for all religious people to kill each other, which is what they seem to be intent on doing with no help from us, then we can inherit the earth and mankind can finally advance and leave all the theists' imaginary friends in the dark ages where they fucking belong. That's pretty much it really, and I actually think George Carlin started that first movement of people who just sat back and watched religious people being violent to one another.
    I was gutted when George Carlin died, what a genius he was. I've stated for many years that poets and stand-up comedians are the last idealists of mankind. Could you imagine if George Carlin became president and Billy Connolly became prime minister. I think the worlds problems would be dealt with in a fortnight. Still a big fan of Obama though, of course.
    Sound, let us know what you think. There's also Mock the Week, which is the same, but a lot more offensive or a lot more hilarious depending on your point of view.
    One day, in your country, this man and all those like him will get to vote. Remember that.

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F47F5jvr4gw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F47F5jvr4gw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    :bwahaha
    If you do have a look, I STRONGLY recommend the Brian Blessed episode, I think it's posted in 8 parts. I was crying with laughter, and it takes a lot to make me laugh. He kept fucking it up and couldn't stick to reading the autocue so he just shouted about what he felt like. I think you'll like it, I loved it.
    Ah...Only thing close to that is a radio shor on public radio called "wait wait...dont tell me"..
    It's a topical news quiz show. A stand up comdian (Paul Merton) and the editor Private Eye magazine (Ian Hislop) are the two team captains, they have a celebrity guest host every week (once it was even Jerry Springer) and they basically just answer questions about what's been going on the news in a very satirical take-the-piss manner. It's always been a dream of mine to be a guest panelist if I ever become a regular stand-up. There are episodes on youtube, have a look, I think you'll like it.
    No, sorry I cannot. I have to study my ass off before the new semester kicks it across the room AND I need to look for a job in the post-Christmas season in the state ranked 47th in job placement...yyyyyyyyyyah. So no unfortunately. BUT, maybe I could make a short video to play in lieu of my presence there...when is it?
    Being that you haven't chewed my ass yet i'm assuming you haven't seen the 'Best Adaptation of a Christmas story' thread in General discussion.

    I bet they've been working you real hard this past week.
    I wish you, Tracy and your family a wonderful Christmas! May the love you show to others be returned to you multiplied. Love you Daddy! :redheart:
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
What's New

11/15/2024
Need to report a post? The button to do so is in the posts lower left.
Tickle Experiment
Door 44
Live Camgirls!
Live Camgirls
Streaming Videos
Pic of the Week
Pic of the Week
Congratulations to
*** brad1701 ***
The winner of our weekly Trivia, held every Sunday night at 11PM EST in our Chat Room
Back
Top