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Annual Funniest Things Heard at NEST - 2009 Edition

Me: Hear that? It's the worlds smallest violin....

Rhino: Hear that? It's a Rhino coming to pwn you...
 
Libertine's monologue as the character Snidely during the first kidnapping was hilarious. 😀
 
OMG!

I can't believe no one has posted this yet! How about, "I want to thank my ex-wife for divorcing me. If she hadn't there wouldn't be a NEST." From the legendary Max Speer. At which point Spotman turned to me and said, "I never thought of it like that. Maybe I should call mine and thank her."
 
"YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKE BILLY JOEL!" - Jo, while getting pwn'd. XD
 
Funniest moment had to have been in my hotel room while i was tied up, with Sanhael randomly reading from the bible, and Falcon and Amnesiac throwing water on me while shouting 'the power of Christ compels you'....It was definitely a 'have to be there' moment
 
karategirl18 said:
Funniest moment had to have been in my hotel room while i was tied up, with Sanhael randomly reading from the bible, and Falcon and Amnesiac throwing water on me while shouting 'the power of Christ compels you'....It was definitely a 'have to be there' moment
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I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there.



Another one, in context, was Impailer defending why, contrary to my statement of him having the strength of at least 3, 5 year-old girls. He pins a girl 5'2", looks me dead in the eye and says, as manly as he can:

Unnnn huuuh, you see! I've got the strength of AT LEAST 5 5 year-olds, maybe even a 7 year-old.

To which I held him (very easily) to be pwned by the 3 ladies, not one over 5'2" and I just said:

Seriously Chris, you MIGHT have the strength of a newborn and MAYBE and monkey with Tourette's.
 
Bella: I hope you don't take this the wrong way but you remind me of my dog. 😛

love ya bella don't kill me 😀
 
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Libertine while playing the Turkish rondo and tickling Kitten Toes being rewarded by Kitten with:

I'M NOT A FUCKING PIANO!!

Absolutely classic! 😀
 
Kwil was mentioning this to me on Monday morning, he could probably post who said this to Lite.....I'm guessing after someone poked her:


Lite: "I'm not a fucking snack!"
???: "Ooooo, a salty snack!"



Drew
 
TklDuo-Drew said:
Kwil was mentioning this to me on Monday morning, he could probably post who said this to Lite.....I'm guessing after someone poked her:

Lite: "I'm not a fucking snack!"
???: "Ooooo, a salty snack!"
Drew
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That was the Rhino, and you guessed correctly. :xpulcy:

We miss you and Ann more than...stuff! :upsidedow

(Hey, I'm tired, and ill, and that covers a lot of territory.)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress. :headpat:
 
Two things at Ruby Tuesday :

John (quoted by Max) ordering "a Shirley Temple refill"
You all together shouting loud and clear with everybody able to hear, waiters, clients, etc :

" CHA TOUI LLER"

May I live two hundred years, I will never forget that.
 
It seems that my phrase for the weekend was me shouting "I'm not a mouse!"
 
Lite after watching my tickle wrestling match with Alchemy... "The woman is freakishly strong!" What made it funny was that it was repeated numerous times throughout the rest of the day...by her and others.

Andy to the ducks as we passed by them on our way back in from dinner... "Duck a l'orange!"
 
during the first kidnapping, one of the nappers was saying "I am an French-Canadian, but don't know any French!!!"
 
(While at Cleveland airport after leaving Philly)

Gin (looking lost and forlorn): "Ruuuuuuuu! I went into the guys bathroom!"
 
"HisBaldEmperorsRhino" - tickle emperor?
"Happy Birthday Big Bear" - tklee88?
Anything lil Rob said while being a french canadian kidnapper
Last one isn't a quote, but the pink assless chaps were hilarious!
 
Bella (while petting Artoo): We will pet him and love him, and love him and pet him, and we will call him George.
 
Ru (Artoo): Bwahahahaha! M-m-my name's Ryan! *roars with laughter*

T-that's whahahat my parents nahahamed meeeheehee!!!!


Ru singing the lyrics to "Best Friends" by Toy Box. 😀
 
NT to Bigmama in the K-mart: "We're here for...the National.....Management.....Restraint training"
Bigmama: "What do you do there?"
NT: "We're training in stocks and bonds."
Bigmama: "I sure am glad I don't own any."
 
slacker2114 said:
NT to Bigmama in the K-mart: "We're here for...the National.....Management.....Restraint training"
Bigmama: "What do you do there?"
NT: "We're training in stocks and bonds."
Bigmama: "I sure am glad I don't own any."
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Just for clarification for those who hadn't heard that story, "Bigmama" was the older checkout lady at Kmart when 20 of us went in and were asked about the name tag and if we were in town as a group on business. The above was Natural's response. She was cracking up and flustered. lol
 
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