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Annual Funniest Things Heard at NEST - 2009 Edition

KrazieDog said:
Just for clarification for those who hadn't heard that story, "Bigmama" was the older checkout lady at Kmart when 20 of us went in and were asked about the name tag and if we were in town as a group on business. The above was Natural's response. She was cracking up and flustered. lol
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LOL. I still remember the first time we all went into k-mart after
half of us went to wendy and pizza hut. so this hard to be funny too!
 
Also, this.

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slacker2114 said:
NT to Bigmama in the K-mart: "We're here for...the National.....Management.....Restraint training"
Bigmama: "What do you do there?"
NT: "We're training in stocks and bonds."
Bigmama: "I sure am glad I don't own any."
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LMAO 😛
NT should have told her the truth. 😀
 
KarateGirl18: "Another five or ten minutes on that spreader and those (eight or nine, lol) guys might've made me safeword. Maybe fifteen... yeah, fifteen minutes."

Isn't it nice? She's already providing incentive for '10...
 
Me: "NEST. It's like a combination of Christmas, summer camp, and waking up one morning to find out that the world is made of candy."
Ariel: "Throw in a roller-coaster and a massage."

Jessica: "That stupid glove doesn't ticklehehaehahhahahahahaah"

Jessica: "You're eating the scrambled eggs?"
Me: "Yup."
Jessica: "Didn't BrideOfDracula say they made her sick?"
Me: "Didn't the hotel say they were free?"

Me: "We're playing a game of keep away. We're all keeping the beach ball away from water. The water is kicking our asses. Damn water!"

Amnesiac: "Avenger! Greetings! Quick, find Snail Shell and have him make some balloon animals"

Amnesiac, to Libertine: "Not tho fatht, Luther!"

Jessica: "I've learned so many different ways to tie people up. This is fun!"
Me: "Oh, s***"

*At ReverendJamie's Party*
Jessica: "Oh honey, you should mix these two drinks. I think you'll like the taste."
Me: "OK."
*some time later*
Jessica: "Do you like it?"
Me: "Mmmmm.. yup."
Jessica: "How much of that is alcoholic?"
Me: "All of it."
Jessica: "ALL OF IT?!!? You needed to pour in a mixer!"
Me: "Well, then you shoul'dve said to pour a mixer. Your instructions were to mix these two types of alcohol. Aaaahhh... good. Hey, why is the floor spinning?"
 
ok ok.. since a few ppl keep reminding me.

Ray got me to scream RED RED RED YOU BASTARD.
 
DimpleToes said:
ok ok.. since a few ppl keep reminding me.

Ray got me to scream RED RED RED YOU BASTARD.
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And three deadheads walking by said

"Damn....we shoulda brought the camera. Those are the people into tickling!"
 
"Sarah, what'd you do to him? You broke him!"

- Gin and Jo, trying to pwn Dave and not finding instant success
 
Me to Euphoricy while she was tickling me in Tortuga's car;

I'll get a boner, and then you'll be sorry, because I'll hit you with it.
 
I cannot believe I almost forgot this one. Okay, let's set the scene. Bella, Jhoti and myself sit upon the floor in my room, facing Artoo, Korastus and Amnesiac on the couch. I don't recall the exact conversation, but it turned to Jhoti, I believe, remarking something about men. I, then, offered up this, referring to Artoo, Korastus and Amnesiac, in that order:

"You've got exotic hotness, American hotness, and ... Ted."

Yeah, sorry Ted. 😀
 
HisDivineShadow said:
I cannot believe I almost forgot this one. Okay, let's set the scene. Bella, Jhoti and myself sit upon the floor in my room, facing Artoo, Korastus and Amnesiac on the couch. I don't recall the exact conversation, but it turned to Jhoti, I believe, remarking something about men. I, then, offered up this, referring to Artoo, Korastus and Amnesiac, in that order:

"You've got exotic hotness, American hotness, and ... Ted."

Yeah, sorry Ted. 😀
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I feel honoured that I'm considered exotic hotness...even if the security guys at Cincinatti airport didn't think so. XD
 
Well..
I know a lot of guys didn't see it butttttt my room had an awesome fort .. which isn't really a quote but it was just awesome in general!
 
HisDivineShadow said:
I cannot believe I almost forgot this one. Okay, let's set the scene. Bella, Jhoti and myself sit upon the floor in my room, facing Artoo, Korastus and Amnesiac on the couch. I don't recall the exact conversation, but it turned to Jhoti, I believe, remarking something about men. I, then, offered up this, referring to Artoo, Korastus and Amnesiac, in that order:

"You've got exotic hotness, American hotness, and ... Ted."

Yeah, sorry Ted. 😀
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OMFG I'd forgotten this, good lord that was wrong :rowfull::rowfull::rowfull:
 
mammers09 said:
Well..
I know a lot of guys didn't see it butttttt my room had an awesome fort .. which isn't really a quote but it was just awesome in general!
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I saw the pic and it was epic! I'm renting the Fort room next year. :happyfloa

Another one was while getting the waitress to get her friends to sing happy birthday to Natural we had this exchange:

Her: So who are we embarrassing?
Me: The black guy directly down the isle in front of you.
Her: The cute one?
Me: No, that's NG, the hideous one *pointing at Natural*
Her: Shut up, he's not bad either *giggling*
Me: Whatever, just embarrass him.

Love ya T! At least you got free cake. :seesaw:
 
mammers09 said:
Well..
I know a lot of guys didn't see it butttttt my room had an awesome fort .. which isn't really a quote but it was just awesome in general!
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man.. I was your roomie and I forgot to take a pic of the fort.. I am so bad. But I got to see it every time I was in there and I was there to watch you guys build it.. that was funny.
 
HisDivineShadow said:
I cannot believe I almost forgot this one. Okay, let's set the scene. Bella, Jhoti and myself sit upon the floor in my room, facing Artoo, Korastus and Amnesiac on the couch. I don't recall the exact conversation, but it turned to Jhoti, I believe, remarking something about men. I, then, offered up this, referring to Artoo, Korastus and Amnesiac, in that order:

"You've got exotic hotness, American hotness, and ... Ted."

Yeah, sorry Ted. 😀
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XD This was hilarious.
I'm totally cool with American hotness. 😀
 
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet...

Euphoricy: "Gin's law...the amount of scurry is directly proportional to the amount of retard."

Also,

"Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher!

...

buttscratcherrrr..."
 
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