Answer the question above you with a lie.

[natural tickler]

yush, I taught Tiger Woods

You can swim??

 

[myth77]

I'm as agile in the water as the delicious dolphin (yeah...like you don't still wonder about what's in your cans of tuna?)

Do you like paying taxes?

 

[natural tickler]

oh yeah, Sam is my favorite Uncle

Do you like snow??

 

[myth77]

Love it...I have my summer home in the north pole.

What's your favorite movie?

 

[slacker2114]

Without question, Steel Magnolias


How many times have you been arrested?

 

[emilyemilyemily]

twenty-six, discounting the time i spanked a dwarf and he didn't press charges.

do you like hot dogs?

 

[slacker2114]

No, they should be banned.


Is the moon really made of green cheese?

 

[myth77]

No, the cheese is grey.

Who's your favorite musician?

 

[slacker2114]

A toss up between New Kids on the Block and Britney Spears. Both were such great contributors to music.


Can you run in a marathon?

 

[rockshock28]

Yeah, totally.
You can live on 4 hours of sleep.

 

[Angel77]

False. I need and get about 16 hours every single night!

You've been in movies?

 

[slacker2114]

Yup. Did you see my epic performance in Toy Story?


Do you shower often?

 

[DeBris]

Never. in fact i never took a shower or bath all my life!

What about crocodiles?

 

[slacker2114]

Very friendly if you pet them right. Also, they're excellent drivers.


What's so great about owning a new car?

 

[DeBris]

none! with your question you should be condemned!

are you cool?

 

[slacker2114]

Hell yeah. It's freezing in here.


Where do babies come from?

 

[DeBris]

from sewers.

don't you know that i learned it from penguin?

 

[Lord Doctor]

YEah, met the avian in question once
Do you hate Vampires, ghosts, spooks and goblins?

 

[DeBris]

no. i eat them every dinner.

do you have faith?

 

[slacker2114]

Sure do. Bound securely and locked in my trunk.


What comes after 104?

 

[Lord Doctor]

1701

Are you immortal?

 

[DeBris]

yes.
are you surprised about how the ducks walk?

 

[Lord Doctor]

Very surprised and shocked
What ARE those things they walk with?

 

[natural tickler]

dunno....with swimming shoes

Are you afraid of the dark??

 

[Lord Doctor]

Scared to death of it

Can you walk at light speed?