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Answer the question above you with a lie.

It's my most favorite thing to watch! :wub:

You can understand animals when they "talk?"
 
Yes. A hamster told me the other day he's gonna take a bite out of your moon. 😛


Do think dentistry is a fading artform?
 
Why yes... I mean who doesn't like to stick a drill in someone's mouth! 😀

Have you ever scaled Mount Everest?
 
I do it daily for my morning excercise.


Have you swam The English Channel?
 
Just last week. Saw a shark however so I finished it in under three minutes.

Do you use your armpits to reheat your meals if away from home?
 
ROFL!!! :xlime: Indeed I do! Adds flavour don't you think? 😛

Did you ever secretly want to live in Smurf Village? 😀
 
I own the Smurfs AND I built their villages! They bow before me :bowing: :jester:

Have you ever humped a christmas tree? 😛
 
😀 Yes I certainly did but that was the last humping of anything for a coupla weeks.

Did you ever perform acupuncture with carrots?
 
Why yes! Talk about relief! 😛 😀

Have you ever flipped while in a canoe? :manicd:
 
Can't say that I have but perhaps one day while docking it may happen! 😀

You spent the night in the morgue never knowing the gender of your latest lover?
 
True!!! It was devestating! :crying:

The answer my friend... is blowin in the wind... is it? 😀
 
I guess along with Gone With The Wind.

You're doing your Christmas Shopping?
 
No, and I won't even start it until December 15.

Do you like to go ice skating?
 
Sure, it's fun to fall on your a** and break something.


You've been skiing?
 
No way.... that's just craziness! :rowfull:

You have been in a car accident?
 
Never! Because they're never accidents. I do it on purpose.


How many times a day is considered normal to eat?
 
I absolutely hate to see snow on the ground! Much prefer playing hockey on gravel!

You've written Metallica applying to play tambourine in the band?
 
Why yes i have, i have also written them to tell them that napster won...


You have watched Seinfeld Naked?"
 
why yes i have its very exiting

do you like snow?
 
Why yes i do! infact i love it so much a bath in it 45 times a day!

Do you like it when your in Digichat and people force themselves on you in PM?
 
Why sure because I can't get enough spam on my computer.


You're wishing the temperature gets below freezing?
 
hell ya i wannna go out all wet and turn in to a iceacle

Do you like snowmobiles?
 
Absolutely NOT!!!!!! Those things are dangerous.

Do you enjoy hard boiled eggs.
 
No, I like them uncooked so that I can go and egg cars.


Did you get enough sleep last night?
 
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