Ask a Leaf!

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Why doesn’t a brown cow give brown milk?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do brown chickens lay brown eggs? Do white chickens lay white eggs?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is water clear instead of cloudy?

 

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How does an Ouija board work? With a magnet?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are wieners called hot dogs? Do they have dogs in them? Are they really “hot”?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it called peanut butter, does it have butter in it?

 

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Why is it called hamburger meat, is there ham in it?

 

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Why is computer information measured in bytes and not bites?

 

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Why isn’t printing called writing and writing called printing?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it considered health insurance, when you are sick most of the time when you use it?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the lint in your navel called?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is there a name for that light that comes on when you open the refrigerator?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the worst thing you ever forgot?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If there are bad hair days, do you have any bad body days?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why when someone makes us laugh do we say they crack us up?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When is the last time you fell off a bar-stool?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can you hold your eyes open while sneezing?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Who washed clothes for the first time?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you read when you are in the bathroom? If so what type of reading material?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why does chocolate taste so very delicious?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are marshmallows soft and white?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Who invented the balloons we blow up on birthdays?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Since fish swim in schools, do they ever graduate?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it 2 hands but 2 feet and not 2 foots?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it called hairspray? Does it contain hair?