Ask a Leaf!

[texastickler]

Have you ever seen the movie "Revenge of the Nerds?" Who was your favorite Nerd?

 

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Do you think they should make sports drinks with whiskey in them?

 

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What super villain once said, "I would like to show her my French Flipper trick."

 

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Shorts or jeans? Maybe Jean Shorts? I hate pants!

 

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Are you a sucker for a good plate of Hot Wings?

 

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If I say the word "Beaver", What come to mind? 😀

 

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Have you ever watched the smothers brothers?

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Do you want to visit Ireland some day?

 

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What is one song you wish you had never heard before?

 

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Can a snake eat an elephant? I was just wondering because I have never seen a wild liife show about snakes eating elephants. It would be cool though.

 

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Why is it that everytime I enter a store and say, "Has anyone seen my nuts," while checking my front pockets people just get a nasty look on their face?

 

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If you could be a bird, would you do it? I mean, really?

 

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Have you ever been to Prince Edward Island?

 

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Do you think if you ate Lemon shark it would be sour?

 

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Have you ever counted sheep to fall asleep? Every time I try it they start doing their business on the floor. It pisses me off. One day my mom came to me and said, "Tom. You are not supposed to count REAL sheep in your room." And i was like, " Oh great! Now tou tell me!"

 

[texastickler]

Does the color blue ever make you feel a little down? If not, why the hell do the call it blue?

 

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If you had a pet dragon, what would you call him?

 

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Shoud I send this to Amanda?

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What day of the week do you enjoy the most?

 

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Are you happy I am back?

 

[Angel77]

Hi there, how in the hell are ya? 😛

 

[leafstk]

Okay, I haz learned what an AMF is and I think we should attempt it during the FROST weekend, do you agree?

Absofuckinglutely!!!

Did you enjoy your weekend?

Yep, I sure did 🙂

How did you keep Robert Goulet away?

Whowhatnow? 😕

Wait are you coming to FROST too?

You bet your butt I am! Be afraid... be very afraid! LOL

He'd better be. I need mah drinkin' buddy.

Appletini's FTW!!!

Did you know that I saw something that totally reminded me of you today? 😛

You did?!?! What was it? 😀

NOT FAIR!!!!! Can haz, wants, GIVES IT...PWEEEEEEEAAAASE!!!

Wait, what's a FROST Leafy?

A FROST is our little Canadian gathering we have going on this weekend!

Have you ever mooned a member of clergy?

ROFL!!! Nope, but perhaps one day I will! 😀

Why are you so Canadian? 😛

I can't help it man! It's in the blood!

Is it tough to fight villains at night and still maintain your normal life?

Hellz yes! 😱 You should have seen the evil pedestrian I almost wiped out tonight as he taunted me in my car... I just said, "Move along, Gilligan" He totally looked like him!

Ok, so... French-Canadians.

Seriously?

What's the deal?

I know right? They THINK they know hockey

If a tsunami wave was ever to descend upon your city and you had to get to higher ground but had enough time to grab 3 things from your house, what 3 would you grab? 😀

Hmmm... I have no idea! Probably my wallet, keys... oh, and the beer!!! 😱

Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter? 😛

bahaha!!! No, sorry to disappoint you

What's your favorite rock song to head bang to?

Wow... tough one! Probably Master of Puppets by Metallica and/or the first Black Sabbath album

 

[leafstk]

Would you eat a piece of furniture for 2 million dollars? 😀

Fuckin' right! 😀 Hopefully it's nothing polyester!

Did you know you Canadians make Swedish Fish?

We... we DO?!?! Tell me, tell me!

What's the shape of water?

Volume 😛

What colour is White?

The colour you turned when the Flames made that trade to Toronto last season

Have you seen my new Gnome Protector? 😀

You haz a gnome protector?! I must have! 😀

How is the restoration of that cute summer house going? 😀

Hey Sweed! It's going great! Well... one step at a time, anyways 🙂 I took some trees down around it this week, so I'm clearing the way for the hard work which should get under way in July 😀

Do you ever think Sexy thoughts about Snout?

Bwahahaha!!! I wish Snout would come out of his/her shell 🙁

Nice thought but I think you were had. No such thing.

Did you know that Carso is the leader of the Gnomes?

LOOOOL!!! Well... that would account for some of his exploits in his quest for world domination

Do you think Siren paid the gnomes to stalk me? 🙁

😉

So, NHL entry draft. Who goes first: Tavares or Seguin? 😀

well, Tavares already plays for the Islanders, so I'm gonna go with Seguin But truly, I think Taylor Hall will go first to Edmonton 🙂

What is a leaf like you doing in a place like this?

I know right? 😱 I must be one and the same!

When are you coming back?!

Oh, and are you like, super excited to see me tomorrow night?!?

I sure was! It was super awesomesauce to finally meet you!

What happends tomorrow night? 😀

Our first gathering in Toronto... and Canada for that matter! 😱 We had the munch tonight, it was really cool to meet everyone 🙂

Do you feel sad during the fall when you turn colors because you know you'll be losing yourself soon?

You see, I'm backwards like that... I actually come out to bloom in the fall! *Throws on Leafs jersey* 😀

Why is there a Dairy Queen but not a Burger Queen?

Cause that just doesn't sound right, lol 😀 😛

 

[leafstk]

Why doesn’t a brown cow give brown milk?

That would just be gross!

Do brown chickens lay brown eggs? Do white chickens lay white eggs?

NO

Why is water clear instead of cloudy?

Well... depends on what lake you're looking at

How does an Ouija board work? With a magnet?

I dunno... never got into it, lol

Why are wieners called hot dogs? Do they have dogs in them? Are they really “hot”?

Would you rather they were called lips and assholes?

Why is it called peanut butter, does it have butter in it?

Mebbe 😛

Why is it called hamburger meat, is there ham in it?

Why is computer information measured in bytes and not bites?

I agree... it should be measured in Bits and Bites!

Why isn’t printing called writing and writing called printing?

I believe "Cursive Writing" is the correct term, lol... CURSE YOU!!!

Why is it considered health insurance, when you are sick most of the time when you use it?

They won't give it to you, otherwise

What is the lint in your navel called?

Excuse me?!? 😱 I don't get lint in my navel, thankyou very much

Is there a name for that light that comes on when you open the refrigerator?

Any ideas?

What is the worst thing you ever forgot?

Omg... a bible when I was supposed to do the reading at my cousin's wedding! 😱 There was a terrible snow storm and we had a helluva time getting there... no one had a bible, not even the Priest!

To make things worse, the internet was down because of the weather, so I had to scramble to write it down while someone dictated the passage to me on the phone! True story 😀

If there are bad hair days, do you have any bad body days?

I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one 😛 LOL

Why when someone makes us laugh do we say they crack us up?

Not sure, but I think its appropriate

 

[leafstk]

When is the last time you fell off a bar-stool?

Watching my Leafs blow a game in Overtime!

Can you hold your eyes open while sneezing?

Never thought about it actually, LOL

Who washed clothes for the first time?

Whowhatnow? 😕

Do you read when you are in the bathroom? If so what type of reading material?

Nope, not really lol

Why does chocolate taste so very delicious?

Because it's an aphrodesiac!

Why are marshmallows soft and white?

You know Nem... hehehe 😀

Who invented the balloons we blow up on birthdays?

Trojan

Since fish swim in schools, do they ever graduate?

Why is it 2 hands but 2 feet and not 2 foots?

Cause it just sounds wrong 😛

Why is it called hairspray? Does it contain hair?

If you burn something to a CD, why doesn’t it catch on fire?

You obviously haven't heard my mix CD's then!

Why is it called a MoonPie? Does it have part of the moon in it?

What the hell is a MoonPie?

What would a dog do if they caught their tail when chasing it?

Yelp!

If you have a bad daydream is it called a daymare?

No... it's called an acid trip

If there is cold storage, is there also hot storage?