Ask a Leaf!

[leafstk]

20 minutes till the puck drops. ARE YOU READY????

Oh man, YOU KNOW I WAS!!! What a game!!!!

Hahaha. xD Don't be too happy, I only saw the END. 😉 And that was actually exciting, the last minutes and stuff. But I don't think I'd have the patience to watch a whole television game. X'P

Gosh, you're crazy. xD Haha, but then I guess this is a nice time for you. 😀

Do you like the summer olympics as much as the winter olympics? 🙂
Oh, and do you like snow? 🙂 (considering how much you love the winter olympics xD)

Hey Swede! Hope you're doing awesome! I love all the Olympics, but clearly the Winter Olympics are much more special to me being a hockey lover and all

I actually do like snow in doses... just not for 6 months of the year 😀 *this year has been good to us, not nearly as much snow as our neighbours to the south! 😱*

Can you please tell me if Lady gaga is a man or a woman!!? I am utterly bamboozled on the subject!! 😀

LMAO!!! You know, I'm gonna give "her" the benefit of the doubt and say that she is indeed a woman

Did you notice that our dear Turkey never saw our gifts? I am hurt!

😱 Nooooooo!!! We but so much effort into that! Of all the nerve, eh?

I guess by now you must have noticed your thread bomb. Surprised?

Don't get me started.... :Grrrr:

Is Nemmie a BRAT for bombing you?

I think that is self explanatory 😛

I have a feeling it will be an interesting night here at the ol' forum. How about you?

Indeed... it's ALWAYS an interesting night here at the ol' forum, isn't it? 😀 😀

after you take care of Ms. TicklingNemesis.😀

What did you do to Piss Her Off?

You know... I can't quite put my finger on it, but none of that matters now... she gonna get it... BAD!!!

Do you like carrot cake?

I do actually 🙂

Did you know that the Gold medal game was the most watched Hockey game in USA history?

Is that right?! 😱 That's so awesome to hear!!! 😀 And what a game it was eh? I'm sure it topped the charts up here too... but to generate that kind of viewership in the USA is just wonderful for the game 🙂

*NEM... I'll be back for you later *

 

[paracarl44]

How long will it take you to even the score with TicklingNemesis?

 

[texastickler]

Is that right?! 😱 That's so awesome to hear!!! 😀 And what a game it was eh? I'm sure it topped the charts up here too... but to generate that kind of viewership in the USA is just wonderful for the game 🙂

Almost 28 million Americans watched. They do believe that it will bing a new love to the game. I sure hope so.

Did you have a good day?

 

[leafstk]

How long will it take you to even the score with TicklingNemesis?

Oh won't be long... but I'll make her sweat a lil' first 😛 😀

Almost 28 million Americans watched. They do believe that it will bing a new love to the game. I sure hope so.

Did you have a good day?

That's fantastic! I sure hope so too my friend.... but hard to get into NHL hockey after watching that level of play the last few weeks eh? 😀

I did have a good day... getting organized 🙂

 

[leafstk]

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Would you have it any other way?

How come the Bible is the most stolen book when one of the ten commandments is "thou shall not steal"?

Serves them right stuffing them in the drawers of every hotel 😛

Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

I'm sure that they can and have, lol

If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

He's such a loyal coyote, isn't he?

How old does something have to be to become an antique?

Let me finish this thread bomb and I'll tell you

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Yes

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured, would they remember that they forgot?

I would imagine so 😛

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

yep... I know a few people like that 😀

If you were a pastor and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor or would you do the wedding yourself?

I'd go to Vegas :cheezy:

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

I believe 75 degrees is the happy medium you are looking for 😉

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

Nope... but I'd take that job 😛

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

I've worked in a pet food factory... do you really want me to explain?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

Are you high? 😱

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

They are the culprit 😀

Why do we leave expenseive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?

Indeed... a paradox! 😱

If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they "having a person"?

If I was tripping on acid, I might answer this question 😛

 

[Sweed]

Hey Swede! Hope you're doing awesome! I love all the Olympics, but clearly the Winter Olympics are much more special to me being a hockey lover and all

I actually do like snow in doses... just not for 6 months of the year 😀 *this year has been good to us, not nearly as much snow as our neighbours to the south! 😱*

Okay, I understand. 😉

Haha, but do you have snow 6 months a year in Canada?
Lucky you. 😉


When do you think you'll be finished with answering nemesis's thread bomb?

 

[leafstk]

Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

They are?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Were you the architect of these questions? Hmmm? 😛

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop", why do they come with a resealable lid?

I don't eat pringles, not sure lol

What song always makes you happy when you hear it?

The Hockey Night in Canada theme song

What's the first thing you thought about this morning?

Plotting revenge :Grrrr:

What's the last thing you thought about before you went to sleep last night?

What I have to do before the weekend when I get the hell outta dodge 😀

What are the things you always take with you?

Cell, wallet... good faith 😛

Do you like your handwriting?

Yes

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Okay, that's just sick, lol

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

hopefully 😛

Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?

Yup

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

hahaha.... guilty as charged over here!

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

How do you know he didn't? 😱

How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?

Haven't you heard the expression "colder than a polar bear's dick?" 😀

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit’s foot?

lucky shot!

 

[leafstk]

Are you usually late, early or right on time?

Depends on the occasion, but I'm typically right on time or "fashionably" late, lol

What do you think is the single best decision you've made in your life so far?

to stand my ground and always be true to myself

What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

I find humour in just about anything, so that's a toughie 😀

What is your motto in life?

live, love, laugh

What’s your favorite cereal?

Fruit Loops! 😀

What’s you favorite restaurant?

The Keg

What’s your favorite part of the day?

Happy Hour!

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

No 😛

Can animals commit suicide?

If not, I'm sure they've thought about it before 🙁

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

The patient comes first... the doctor would be taken care of by another team

Why do people say "beans, beans the magical fruit" when beans are vegetables?

Hmmmm

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

Yup

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Good question, lol

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack, should they save him?

You want me to play God now? 😱

 

[leafstk]

If parents say "Never take candy from strangers", then why do we celebrate Halloween?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

huh?

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

I dunno, I always say FU

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

I believe David had a good solution to this, lol

Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

no idea!

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

Because obviously they don't know golf etiquette.... FORE!!!!!!! 😱

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

Cause it's super cool

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

perhaps!

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?

mebbe?

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

What do you think? 😛

If you undergo chemotherapy, do you lose your pubic hairs?

Good lord! LMAO... that's just so wrong on so many levels 😀

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Haha... I do that too sometimes, lol

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

Haha... perhaps you should ask them!

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

No

 

[leafstk]

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

yes 😀

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

That's just the way it is 😛

What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh?

I was reading Deadly's Bunny and Vegemite threads this morning

What was your favorite sitcom growing up?

night court 😀

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Cause either way, you're still gonna die 😛

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

No... probably a good thrashing 😀

How do you like your steak?

Medium rare

What foods do you dislike?

Peas, squash, turnip and yams

Do you always wear your seat belt?

No... not always

Have you ever been in a car accident?

A couple, none of which were my fault, lol

Do you like to drive fast?

Sometimes... I like to at least keep up or ahead of the flow of traffic

Have you ever been stopped by a cop?

Hasn't everyone?

How many times did you fail your driver’s test?

Never

Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they of?

No tattoo's for me, sorry

Have you ever been in a fight?

A few when I was in highschool

 

[leafstk]

Have you ever been beaten up?

No.. I've taken some shots before sure, but not "beaten up"

Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?

Isn't a "free gift" redundant?

No way... IT'S FREEEEEEEEE!!!

Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?

Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?

Because marble is a type of glass 😛

Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?

Go ahead and call them that, lol

What's the strangest thing you've swallowed?

A wasp 😱

Do you own a gun?

No... hate them

Have you ever gone hunting?

Nope

Would you ever go skydiving?

I don't think so, lol...

How old were you when you got your first kiss?

14

Have you ever tried drugs?

Yup (pot/lsd... long time ago 😛)

Have you ever blacked out from drinking?

Never

Have you ever vomited from drinking?

Who hasn't?

What makes you angry?

Atm? You! Joking Bad drivers, dishonesty and insensitives

 

[leafstk]

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

Yup 🙂

Do you have an innie or an outtie?

LOL! Belly Button's an innie, if that's what you mean 😛

What's your favorite swear word?

Bastards!

Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?

Nope

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

Askin' the wrong guy 😛

Have you ever climbed a tree and got stuck?

I've climbed plenty of tree's... never got stuck, lol

Have you ever fallen from a tree?

Nope

Have you ever had stitches?

Yup... couple times

Have you ever stapled yourself by accident with a stapler?

No, lol

Have you ever scratched your fingernails against a chalk board?

No, cause I hate the sound to begin with

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Hmmm... maybe we should make some!

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Ace Ventura

And for my 29,000th post:

Can you burp the alphabet?

Haha... in my childhood, haven't done it since though 😛

Congrats on a fine bomb and on your new feather!

The bell tolls for thee

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

Did you know your last post was at 7:54 my time and it is now 8:54am? I missed you by one hour!!!

 

[CMartin]

Next time you go somewhere on vacation, where will/would it be?

 

[Carsomyr]

Did you enjoy that EPIC thread bomb by Nikki? 😱 😀

😛

 

[CD216]

What are your thoughts on that rat bastard Sydney Crosby?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Oh won't be long... but I'll make her sweat a lil' first 😛 😀

Ooh, should I be scared?

Haven't you heard the expression "colder than a polar bear's dick?" 😀

Nope, but have you heard the expression "colder than a witch's tit"? 😛

Who hasn't?

Me. I've never vomited from drinking. 😛

No, cause I hate the sound to begin with

I have, though I can't do it too many times because it feels weird, but I loved seeing people's reactions when I scratched my nails across the chalkboard. 😛

The bell tolls for thee

What bell?

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

What color socks am I wearing?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Wanna start a skittle fight with me at NEST one day?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Since when did I become the goalie for your QHL team in Quirk-ville!?! LOL

Awesomesauce!

 

[texastickler]

Are you having a few beers from me this weekend?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Have you ever sprayed yourself in the mouth with deoderant by accident?

 

[vladtickleman22]

Which do you prefer, being bombed or bombing?

 

[Carsomyr]

Are you having fun out on the barren Canadian tundra?

 

[vladtickleman22]

Slight clarification... THREAD bombed or bombing?